| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Beach Buck | 6,387 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #11 | Coinspiracy | 7,350 |
| #64 | Crimbo crystal shards | 4 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #116 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #20 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1,136 |
| 🥈 | FunFunds™ | 18,512 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #36 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #144 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #942 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #9 | Rubee™ | 7,359 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #494 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 16 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #498 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 11 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 5 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #64 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 5 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 4 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 14 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 24 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #37 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 22 |
| #191 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #363 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 45 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1079 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 148 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Volcoino | 2,345 |
| #6 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 6,306 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #10 | blood kiwi | 2 |
| #20 | bloody kiwitini | 1 |
| #103 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #27 | dreadful roast | 4 |
| #12 | eau de mort | 14 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #518 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 13 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #10 | ghost thread | 10 |
| #84 | grimstone mask | 2 |
| #379 | grue egg omelette | 6 |
| #248 | hobo nickel | 1,183 |
| #11 | intricate music box parts | 2 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #629 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #595 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #143 | missing wine | 1 |
| #27 | moon-amber | 1 |
| 🥈 | moon-amber necklace | 4 |
| #29 | old dry bone | 2 |
| #1205 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #1315 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #695 | roll of toilet paper | 97 |
| #815 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #47 | skull capacitor | 2 |
| #25 | stinking agaricus | 2 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #7808 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6837 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2734 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #3092 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5149 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6984 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2908 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2767 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #19 | ten-leaf clover | 4,311 |
| #3983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #2839 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3262 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |