| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Beach Buck | 6,408 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #11 | Coinspiracy | 7,375 |
| #65 | Crimbo crystal shards | 4 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #115 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #20 | Freddy Kruegerand | 1,136 |
| 🥈 | FunFunds™ | 18,586 |
| #1442 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #37 | Humpty Dumplings | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #145 | Lobster qua Grill | 1 |
| #945 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #10 | Rubee™ | 7,386 |
| #212 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 2 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #508 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #42 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 16 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 11 |
| #115 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #132 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 5 |
| #1416 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1740 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 5 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1817 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #130 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 4 |
| #315 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #93 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 14 |
| #332 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #13 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 24 |
| #626 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #37 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 22 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 16 |
| #372 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 3 |
| #108 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 45 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1093 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 9 |
| #94 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 148 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #117 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| 🥇 | Volcoino | 2,353 |
| #6 | Wal-Mart gift certificate | 6,330 |
| #17 | Xiblaxian xeno-detection goggles | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #118 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #10 | blood kiwi | 2 |
| #20 | bloody kiwitini | 1 |
| #106 | bottle of Bloodweiser | 1 |
| #28 | dreadful roast | 4 |
| #12 | eau de mort | 14 |
| #133 | eggman noodles | 1 |
| #524 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 13 |
| #925 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #10 | ghost thread | 10 |
| #87 | grimstone mask | 2 |
| #378 | grue egg omelette | 6 |
| #248 | hobo nickel | 1,183 |
| #11 | intricate music box parts | 2 |
| #668 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #650 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #654 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #648 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 1 |
| #608 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #144 | missing wine | 1 |
| #30 | moon-amber | 1 |
| 🥈 | moon-amber necklace | 4 |
| #29 | old dry bone | 2 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #1331 | pork elf goodies sack | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #698 | roll of toilet paper | 97 |
| #822 | sandwich of the gods | 9 |
| #49 | skull capacitor | 2 |
| #26 | stinking agaricus | 2 |
| #2954 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #7822 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8945 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7883 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6851 | stuffed cocoabo | 3 |
| #1877 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #7883 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7878 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8915 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #2753 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #3118 | stuffed monocle | 1 |
| #7888 | stuffed scary death orb | 2 |
| #5159 | stuffed snowy owl | 6 |
| #6999 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2930 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #2787 | stuffed tin of caviar | 3 |
| #19 | ten-leaf clover | 4,311 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 4 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #2851 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3269 | tiny plastic killer bee | 5 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #131 | walrus ice cream | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |