| #52 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 196 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #46 | Black Angus blackburger | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #159 | Crimbo candle | 1 |
| #61 | Crimbo dinner | 11 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbojito | 2 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #69 | Crimbosmopolitan | 12 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #90 | Crimboysters Rockefeller | 4 |
| #45 | DUFRESNE Suds | 193 |
| #668 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #32 | Eldritch snap | 3 |
| #60 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 1 |
| #55 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #207 | Genalen™ Bottle | 11 |
| 🥇 | HP-35 Calculator | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #106 | Jamaican coffee | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #192 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 171 |
| #28 | Manual of Lock Picking | 2 |
| #22 | Manual of Numberology | 1 |
| 🥈 | Official Council Aide Pin | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #981 | Schrödinger's thermos | 2 |
| #7 | Science Notebook | 2 |
| #98 | Star Spawn | 1 |
| #524 | The Cooler Out of Space | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 2 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #605 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| #73 | Trainbot harness | 1 |
| #319 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 1 |
| #16 | Twelve Night Energy | 59 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #165 | antique beer | 1 |
| #63 | antique record album | 51 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #44 | baby bark scorpion | 1 |
| #1146 | banana | 1 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #414 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #79 | beige clambroth marble | 1 |
| #158 | black Crimbo ball | 9 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #54 | black brandy | 1 |
| #3304 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #34 | bottle of Fishhead 900-Day IPA | 2 |
| #63 | bottle of Old Pugilist | 1 |
| #63 | bottle of Professor Beer | 1 |
| #51 | bottle of Race Car Red | 1 |
| #53 | bottle of Rapier Witbier | 1 |
| #105 | breakfast miracle | 2 |
| #168 | brilliant oyster egg | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #206 | chakra sludge | 3 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #294 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #127 | crystalline cheer | 828 |
| #129 | cursed wishbone | 1 |
| #117 | deactivated mini-Trainbot | 1 |
| #268 | dollar-sign bag | 1 |
| #34 | dream of a dog | 4 |
| 🥉 | earthenware muffin tin | 5 |
| #126 | eldritch alignment spray | 1 |
| #71 | eldritch distillate | 1 |
| #384 | eldritch effluvium | 1 |
| #85 | eldritch elixir | 1 |
| #158 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #86 | eldritch mushroom | 1 |
| #60 | eldritch mushroom pizza | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #25 | epic cluster | 1 |
| #143 | executive mime flask | 8 |
| #294 | flan del mar | 1 |
| #703 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #296 | freightcake | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #209 | gleaming oyster egg | 1 |
| #75 | glistening oyster egg | 9 |
| #23 | golden tattoo gun | 2 |
| #122 | green rocket | 10 |
| #294 | grilled mooseflank | 1 |
| #248 | half of a gold tooth | 1 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #364 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #311 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #174 | lemonade marble | 1 |
| #178 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #1942 | loaded serum blowgun | 1 |
| #192 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #205 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #150 | mime army rations | 2 |
| #70 | mime army shotglass | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #326 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #47 | neg grog | 1 |
| #290 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #55 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #229 | negative lump | 83 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #108 | officer's nog | 1 |
| #238 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #745 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #49 | pixel stopwatch | 1 |
| #17 | polyester peeler | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #30 | punching mirror | 2 |
| #774 | quantum taco | 2 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #217 | red China marble | 1 |
| #314 | red ale | 3 |
| #29 | red white and blue claret | 1 |
| #46 | residual chitin paste | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #857 | ridiculous sandwich | 1 |
| #1318 | robotronic egg | 14 |
| #225 | rose | 2 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #206 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #38 | silent F | 2 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #67 | silent H | 3 |
| #96 | silent I | 5 |
| #81 | silent J | 4 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #78 | silent L | 3 |
| #127 | silent M | 3 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #139 | silent O | 4 |
| #99 | silent P | 6 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #34 | silent S | 2 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #38 | silent V | 2 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #61 | silent X | 7 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #75 | silent Z | 2 |
| #1315 | solid gold bowling ball | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #145 | spray paint | 46 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #216 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #137 | temperance whiskey | 1 |
| #582 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Dolph Bossin | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mer-kin baker | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #52 | tiny plastic dolphin "orphan" | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic sea elf | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #106 | warehouse key | 8 |
| #88 | white Crimbo ball | 89 |
| #35 | yule grog | 1 |