| #135 | Agent Corrigan's cigarette | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #587 | BURT | 3 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bastille Battalion control rig | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #627 | Cold Hots candy | 6 |
| #1508 | Crimbuck | 177 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #26 | FantasyRealm key | 3 |
| #106 | FunFunds™ | 11 |
| #459 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 3 |
| #1722 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 11 |
| 🥈 | LyleCo premium pickaxe | 1 |
| #885 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 2 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #443 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #29 | Poké-Gro fertilizer | 16 |
| #51 | Rubee™ | 185 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #151 | Shore Inc. Ship Trip Scrip | 3 |
| #37 | Spacegate Research | 291 |
| #217 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 7 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #103 | Volcoino | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #154 | actual reality goggles | 8 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #73 | big tun | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #4253 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #91 | bowl of Bounty-Os | 1 |
| #876 | brick | 37 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #235 | bunny liver | 35 |
| #157 | confusing LED clock | 28 |
| #205 | crystalline cheer | 518 |
| #244 | cymbal syrup | 43 |
| #1358 | defective skull | 2 |
| #926 | dry noodles | 5 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #130 | eternal car battery | 1 |
| #1646 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 2 |
| #1642 | fake fake vomit | 4 |
| #1793 | fake hand | 1 |
| #2294 | fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1993 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #843 | jazz soap | 28 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #1885 | joybuzzer | 1 |
| #148 | killing jar | 2 |
| #1197 | little paper umbrella | 2 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1896 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #146 | miniature boiler | 1 |
| #1211 | nanite-infested candy cane | 8 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #1476 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 4 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #1468 | old sweatpants | 12 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #69 | ornate picture frame | 44 |
| #1381 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 4 |
| #253 | pile of useless robot parts | 1 |
| #738 | roll of toilet paper | 85 |
| #1959 | rubber emo roe | 1 |
| #664 | scrumptious reagent | 30 |
| #36 | sharkfin gumbo | 1 |
| #48 | silent B | 6 |
| #35 | silent D | 2 |
| #35 | silent H | 6 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #81 | silent J | 4 |
| #28 | silent L | 8 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #189 | silent O | 2 |
| #74 | silent P | 8 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #34 | silent S | 2 |
| #9 | silent W | 25 |
| #138 | silent X | 2 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #17 | silent Z | 15 |
| #1140 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 8 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #441 | spectre scepter | 74 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #22 | topiary skunk | 4 |
| #1732 | useless powder | 3 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| #1937 | whoopie cushion | 1 |