| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #17 | Crimbo training manual | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #205 | Dust bunny | 1 |
| #66 | Frigid Northern Beans | 1 |
| #41 | Heimz Fortified Kidney Beans | 1 |
| #66 | Hellfire Spicy Beans | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #325 | Jack-in-the-box | 19 |
| #43 | Mixed Garbanzos and Chickpeas | 1 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #66 | Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Pork 'n' Beans | 1 |
| 🥉 | Shrub's Premium Baked Beans | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #45 | Tesla's Electroplated Beans | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #414 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #107 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 11 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 2 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #233 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 5 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #889 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 4 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #201 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #106 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #122 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 3 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 6 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 6 |
| #1584 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 4 |
| #918 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #67 | Trader Olaf's Exotic Stinkbeans | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #64 | World's Blackest-Eyed Peas | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #20 | cold cluster | 1 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #25 | epic cluster | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #21 | hot cluster | 1 |
| #194 | hunk of granite | 1 |
| #196 | shovelful of dirt | 1 |
| #23 | sleaze cluster | 1 |
| #19 | spooky cluster | 1 |
| #38 | squirming Slime larva | 1 |
| #17 | stench cluster | 1 |