CPF

RankItemQuantity
#23"Humorous" T-shirt11
#5625-meat staff5
#939Amulet of Yendor11
#89Chori Zo trading card2
#1732Cloaca grenade1
#1153Cloaca-Cola c-rations1
#1488Cloaca-Cola fatigues1
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#903Cloaca-Cola knapsack1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#96Crimbo stocking1
#96Crimbo ukulele2
#319Crimboween memo28
#4251Crown of the Goblin King1
#228Das Überkühlraum trading card1
#229Deactivated O. A. F.3
#2661Disco 'Fro Pick1
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1670Dyspepsi grenade1
#1084Dyspepsi-Cola d-rations1
#1406Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues1
#1417Dyspepsi-Cola helmet1
#858Dyspepsi-Cola knapsack1
#1376Dyspepsi-Cola shield1
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#815Ent cider4
🥇French slippers1
#86Great Ball of Frozen Fire1
#209Inndya trading card1
🥈LARP membership card1
🥇LWA ring1
#715MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech10
#623Mob Penguin cellular phone28
#302Mob Penguin protection contract10
#89Morbidda trading card2
#246Nayztameetjoo trading card1
#233Princess Rutabaga trading card1
#204Roo trading card1
#129Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome1
#338St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket15
#217The Grand Poo-Bah trading card1
#208The Snake trading card1
#216Thorny Toad trading card1
#125Tiki lighter3
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#2405Valentine1
#228Vaso De Agua trading card1
#228Woldo trading card1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#49Zu Mannkäse Dienen50
#43alpha-mail pants5
#1652ancient unspeakable fruitcake4
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#769aspirin1
#737astronaut pants10
#34automatic catapult5
#7427badass belt1
#957bag of airline peanuts23
#505ball12
#58bamboo bokuto5
#690beholed bedsheet1
#524bell-shaped Crimbo cookie2
#45bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme5
#385black paisley oyster egg13
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#114black polka-dot oyster egg40
#833black striped oyster egg6
#1654blood flower1
#667blue paisley oyster egg6
#2408blue plastic oyster egg1
#157blue polka-dot oyster egg20
#761blue striped oyster egg6
#5026bottle of goofballs1
#95bottled green pixie1
#276bow2
#685brick52
#358bunch of bananas11
#1816can of Binarrrca1
#81can of fake snow4
#2396can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce2
#2875candied yams1
#814candy cane45
#3830candy stake1
#44chain-mail monokini5
#205cheap plastic bottle opener28
#1208clown hammer11
#3274club necklace1
#105colored-light "necklace"3
#26colorful plastic ball5,288
#39deck of tropical cards9
#873defective skull16
#2467diamond necklace2
#277doll house20
#179duck-on-a-string12
#1117empty Cloaca-Cola bottle1
#869encoder ring7
#118evil teddy bear127
#904explosion-flavored chewing gum23
#987fake fake vomit23
#255fake hand104
#194fake plastic grass10
#1288fancy but probably evil chocolate4
#87fancy canapés5
#122fancy chocolate19
#122fancy dress ball121
#304felt27
#482fire11
#27foie gras120
#37football helmet5
#608fruitcake36
#2409giant discarded plastic fork1
#77giant glass of brandy6
#2536giant pinky ring1
#444gingerbread bugbear54
#1323gingerbread horror5
#29goofily-plumed helmet5
#515googly eye26
#223grass blade1
#194grass hat1
#188grass skirt1
#1683green beer2
#428green glowstick4
#5338grue egg1
#5199handful of confetti1
#1997heart necklace3
#64iceberglet1
#69incredibly creepy marionette31
#691invisible bag1
#50jar of swamp gas1,780
#801jazz soap31
#1044joybuzzer18
#299kite25
#2180lavender paisley oyster egg1
#2307lavender plastic oyster egg1
#113lavender polka-dot oyster egg18
#1119lavender striped oyster egg2
#61lead yo-yo5
#437length of string28
#218lucky Crimbo tiki necklace1
#41lucky ball-and-chain5
#79mad scientist's sock monkey32
#593mafia aria34
#876magical ice cube with a fly in it26
#421mariachi G-string5
#520marionette3
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#1551mauve plastic oyster egg2
#77mauve polka-dot oyster egg33
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#27miniscule temporal rip1
#266mummy costume27
#537off-white paisley oyster egg4
#389off-white plastic oyster egg12
#590off-white polka-dot oyster egg5
#389off-white striped oyster egg8
#642orange glowstick3
#1559pack of KWE trading card1
#1584pants of the Slug Lord1
#35paper-plate-mail pants5
#37pentacorn hat5
#1236pet rock5
#1651pet rock "Groucho" disguise1
#1713pet rock "Snooty" disguise2
#273petrified time2
#331pink glowstick7
#209portable corkscrew28
#270possessed top21
#1614prehistoric spear1
#919puce paisley oyster egg3
#1070puce plastic oyster egg3
#51puce polka-dot oyster egg46
#1057puce striped oyster egg2
#255pumpkinhead mask30
#434rag doll5
#398razor-tipped yo-yo22
#672red paisley oyster egg5
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#196red polka-dot oyster egg14
#50red striped oyster egg35
#1431[2108]rock1
#3638rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#2797rubber WWJD? bracelet2
#2766rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#1197rubber emo roe14
#39sack of doorknobs5
#2416sandwich of the gods1
#248scroll of pasta summoning64
#939skull-shaped Crimboween cookie2
#38slightly peevedbow5
#66sock monkey32
#2494spade necklace2
#1948spooky eggnog3
#54spooky rattling cigar box2
#1029stick1
#943stick of "gum"1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#126string of blue beads70
#96string of green beads86
#99string of red beads81
#1931stringy sinew1
#3473stuffed Cheshire bitten12
#4867stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech7
#306stuffed alien blob20
#3761stuffed angry cow11
#7829stuffed astral badger2
#4330stuffed baby gravy fairy9
#4160stuffed cocoabo9
#442stuffed doppelshifter31
#5315stuffed flaming gravy fairy6
#4305stuffed frozen gravy fairy9
#5291stuffed hand turkey6
#6292stuffed mind flayer4
#5815stuffed scary death orb5
#3754stuffed sleazy gravy fairy11
#4401stuffed snowy owl8
#4307stuffed spooky gravy fairy9
#4252stuffed stinky gravy fairy9
#7017stuffed undead elbow macaroni3
#259stuffing34
#62suede shortsword5
#55support cummerbund166
#764teddy bear8
#57thermos of brew7
🥇time sleigh1
#886tiny plastic Cheshire bat20
#1732tiny plastic Crimbo elf5
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#1747tiny plastic Crimbo wreath2
#108tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram9
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#592tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo6
#1057tiny plastic accordion thief5
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#803tiny plastic angry goat22
#1133tiny plastic baby gravy fairy16
#996tiny plastic barrrnacle18
#80tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar31
#787tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball22
#1814tiny plastic cocoabo10
#2185tiny plastic coffee pixie8
#1097tiny plastic disco bandit5
#1003tiny plastic fuzzy dice18
#755tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick23
#548tiny plastic ghuol whelp30
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#776tiny plastic grue22
#1833tiny plastic hermit3
#1072tiny plastic howling balloon monkey17
#1774tiny plastic killer bee10
#588tiny plastic leprechaun28
#999tiny plastic levitating potato18
#589tiny plastic mosquito28
#1045tiny plastic pastamancer5
#1267tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime14
#1022tiny plastic sauceror5
#697tiny plastic seal clubber7
#134tiny plastic skeletal reindeer8
#675tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton25
#1387tiny plastic stab bat13
#968tiny plastic star starfish18
#2294tiny plastic sweet nutcracker3
#1375tiny plastic turtle tamer4
#157tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie9
#1404tooth1
#673toothsome rock14
#902top5
#477tortoise's blessing3
#1580towel2
#75toy crazy train103
#726toy jet pack10
#107toy mercenary66
#898toy ray gun9
#281toy soldier6
#761toy space helmet10
#207toy train10
#201toy wheel43
#119tree skirt3
#82tree-eating kite382
#240tree-shaped Crimbo cookie4
#253tropical paperweight2
#134tropical wrapping paper6
#40troutpiece5
#43two-handed depthsword5
#37union scalemail pants5
#115vampire duck-on-a-string106
#586wang1
#1538wheel1
#1027whoopie cushion22
#1219wind-up chattering teeth14
#615witch hat1
#296wolfman mask24
#118wooden block25
#40wooden salad bowl5
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#621x-ray specs28
#76yellow paisley oyster egg26
#40yellow plastic hard hat5
#195yellow plastic oyster egg25
#28yellow polka-dot oyster egg65
#963yellow snowcone28
#1061yellow striped oyster egg2
#577yo16
#380yo-yo84
#124yuletide troll chrysalis1

Wow, that's 11,484 items total!

what items are this player missing?