| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #27 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 38 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1529 | Crimboween memo | 5 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #436 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 2 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #64 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #26 | Jekyllin hide belt | 2 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #60 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 170 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #1757 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #23 | Mr. Eh? | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Baseball Cap | 1 |
| #5 | Radio Free Foil | 1 |
| 🥉 | Radio Free Pants | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #531 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 10 |
| #69 | Travoltan trousers | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #48 | V for Vivala mask | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #563 | baconstone | 14 |
| #188 | baconstone bracelet | 3 |
| #216 | baconstone pendant | 2 |
| #2751 | badass belt | 17 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1650 | blood flower | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #3445 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #657 | brine | 27 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1824 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #26 | comfy blanket | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #479 | empty blowgun | 3 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #455 | ghost cucumber | 99 |
| #1006 | giant discarded plastic fork | 8 |
| #504 | hamethyst | 16 |
| #116 | hamethyst bracelet | 2 |
| #134 | hamethyst ring | 2 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #11 | ice pick | 1 |
| #49 | imitation nice watch | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #87 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #106 | loaded serum blowgun | 34 |
| #565 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| #33 | navel ring of navel gazing | 1 |
| #1275 | penguin skin | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #96 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #117 | plexiglass pants | 2 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #106 | plexiglass pikestaff | 3 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #66 | plexiglass pith helmet | 4 |
| #90 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 2 |
| #761 | pork elf goodies sack | 7 |
| #476 | porquoise | 16 |
| #100 | porquoise bracelet | 3 |
| #185 | porquoise eyebrow ring | 1 |
| #294 | porquoise necklace | 1 |
| #251 | porquoise ring | 1 |
| #342 | questionable taco | 1 |
| #37 | radio button candy | 27 |
| #59 | rainbow tie | 2 |
| #9 | red traffic cone | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #116 | sane hatrack | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1077 | spectral pickle | 3 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1705 | stainless steel slacks | 2 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| 🥇 | styrofoam peanuts | 1 |
| #44 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #46 | time trousers | 1 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #23 | unwound cymbal-playing monkey | 1 |
| #227 | vinegar | 162 |
| #23 | wax lips | 1 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |