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| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
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| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
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| #292 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
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| #481 | Wand of Nagamar | 10 |
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| #2043 | ball | 1 |
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| #1292 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
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| #1852 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
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| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #895 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #3267 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
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| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
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| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
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| #1516 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #155 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #1913 | grue egg | 12 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #806 | helmet turtle | 30 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
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| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #1086 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #681 | length of string | 16 |
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| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
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| #858 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1889 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #675 | pasta spoon | 24 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #329 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
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| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #1811 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #736 | ravioli hat | 19 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #565 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #751 | saucepan | 37 |
| #775 | scrumptious reagent | 13 |
| #360 | seal tooth | 37 |
| #685 | seal-clubbing club | 31 |
| #1774 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #942 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #509 | spices | 30 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2245 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2247 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1861 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #68 | stench wad | 220 |
| #424 | stinky mushroom | 5 |
| #710 | stolen accordion | 36 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #1296 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #965 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1716 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3313 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
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| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
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| #91 | wang | 69 |
| #814 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1245 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1123 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |