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| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
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| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
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| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1106 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 2 |
| #1665 | Dyspepsi grenade | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #253 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #171 | Mace of the Tortoise | 3 |
| #291 | Pasta Spoon of Peril | 1 |
| #524 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 4 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #840 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #481 | Wand of Nagamar | 10 |
| #1432 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2445 | baconstone | 1 |
| #3277 | badass belt | 13 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
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| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #379 | blue pixel potion | 1 |
| #334 | blundarrrbus | 1 |
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| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
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| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #521 | chrome sword | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #1293 | dead guy's watch | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
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| #852 | disco mask | 17 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #1638 | doll house | 1 |
| #895 | dry noodles | 6 |
| #1475 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #896 | eXtreme mittens | 1 |
| #3268 | easter egg balloon | 4 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #952 | f3d0r4 | 1 |
| #2008 | felt | 2 |
| #379 | flaming glowsticks | 1 |
| #696 | flaming mushroom | 2 |
| #645 | frozen mushroom | 2 |
| #550 | fuzzy dice | 9 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #1920 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #1517 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2128 | giant pinky ring | 2 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #153 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #1911 | grue egg | 12 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #802 | helmet turtle | 30 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #77 | hippopotamus kilt | 1 |
| #259 | hot pink lipstick | 2 |
| #268 | jabañero pepper | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #680 | length of string | 16 |
| #1370 | lucky rabbit's foot | 3 |
| #641 | magical mystery juice | 1 |
| #411 | mariachi pants | 38 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #364 | moonglasses | 1 |
| #2042 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #2560 | nanite-infested eggnog | 2 |
| #720 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 7 |
| #856 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #865 | oriole-feather headdress | 1 |
| #1886 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #672 | pasta spoon | 24 |
| #192 | penguin whip | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #2212 | porquoise | 1 |
| #391 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #240 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #1807 | pretty flower | 2 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #732 | ravioli hat | 19 |
| #1390 | red plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #564 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #749 | saucepan | 37 |
| #775 | scrumptious reagent | 13 |
| #359 | seal tooth | 37 |
| #682 | seal-clubbing club | 31 |
| #1773 | shiny ring | 7 |
| #944 | skeleton key | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #508 | spices | 30 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #1582 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #287 | star shirt | 1 |
| #68 | stench wad | 220 |
| #423 | stinky mushroom | 5 |
| #707 | stolen accordion | 36 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1401 | stuffing | 5 |
| #1297 | super-spiky hair gel | 1 |
| #964 | ten-leaf clover | 3 |
| #325 | tiny Mountie hat | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3336 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 5 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4004 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2068 | top | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #1383 | toy train | 1 |
| #1198 | toy wheel | 5 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #681 | tropical wrapping paper | 2 |
| #844 | turtle totem | 26 |
| #90 | wang | 69 |
| #811 | windchimes | 1 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #1122 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 5 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |