| #1268 | Cloaca grenade | 5 |
| #709 | Cloaca-Cola | 35 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #953 | Dyspepsi grenade | 9 |
| #1106 | Dyspepsi-Cola | 30 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1417 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #580 | Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #83 | Libram of Divine Favors | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #61 | McPhee's Grimoire of Hilarious Object Summoning | 1 |
| #1508 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 5 |
| #93 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 1 |
| #140 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #227 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #2224 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #408 | around the world | 2 |
| #451 | aspirin | 2 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1044 | baconstone | 7 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #899 | ball | 6 |
| #663 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1022 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #696 | broken cellular phone | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #1040 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 8 |
| #1439 | candied yams | 5 |
| #2971 | candy cane | 5 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #1758 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1811 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #1823 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 1 |
| #61 | class five ecto-larva | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1056 | computronic processing unit | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #328 | doll house | 16 |
| #127 | duck-on-a-string | 16 |
| #1354 | eggnog | 8 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #790 | fancy chocolate | 4 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #1946 | fruitcake | 5 |
| #1857 | gingerbread bugbear | 7 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #656 | googly eye | 20 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #478 | hamethyst | 17 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #1292 | herbal stuffing | 5 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1080 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #85 | jewel-eyed wizard hat | 1 |
| #171 | kite | 47 |
| #916 | length of string | 11 |
| #261 | loaded serum blowgun | 15 |
| #1726 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #1319 | mafia aria | 7 |
| #242 | marionette | 7 |
| #1193 | marzipan skull | 2 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #650 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 3 |
| #1429 | pet rock | 4 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #1499 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #510 | porquoise | 15 |
| #1074 | portable corkscrew | 4 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1068 | quantum polarity inducer | 1 |
| #326 | rag doll | 7 |
| #1005 | recursive spline reticulator | 1 |
| #1107 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 1 |
| #1300 | scroll of pasta summoning | 2 |
| #104 | sequined fez | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #1088 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 1 |
| #112 | sleeping snowy owl | 41 |
| #548 | small leather glove | 1 |
| #425 | sock monkey | 6 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #1856 | spooky felt | 1 |
| #1767 | spooky wooden block | 1 |
| #1131 | squashed frog | 1 |
| #549 | stone of eXtreme power | 15 |
| #1377 | string of blue beads | 7 |
| #1226 | string of green beads | 9 |
| #1584 | string of red beads | 5 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #1252 | stuffing | 6 |
| #1225 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #151 | teddy bear | 46 |
| #42 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #141 | time sword | 1 |
| #43 | time trousers | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #836 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 2 |
| #850 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #952 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #973 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 2 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #822 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 2 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #2893 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #127 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1238 | tofurkey gravy | 6 |
| #1236 | tofurkey leg | 6 |
| #1063 | top | 4 |
| #1400 | toy jet pack | 3 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #139 | toy soldier | 11 |
| #1722 | toy space helmet | 2 |
| #86 | toy train | 18 |
| #1821 | toy wheel | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #524 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1752 | wind-up chattering teeth | 3 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #327 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1780 | yo-yo | 4 |
| #125 | yuletide troll chrysalis | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |