| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 12 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #227 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 13 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #366 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 11 |
| #1311 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 7 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #62 | electronic dulcimer pants | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |