| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #785 | ASCII shirt | 1 |
| #1458 | Amulet of Yendor | 1 |
| #2232 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1011 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #1488 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1419 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #558 | Crimboween memo | 19 |
| #287 | DNOTC Box | 1 |
| #1415 | Dolphin King's crown | 2 |
| #360 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 10 |
| #1406 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #440 | General Sage's Lonely Diamonds Club Jacket | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #755 | Gummi-Gnauga | 1 |
| #680 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 1 |
| #443 | Hell ramen | 3 |
| #436 | Knob Goblin elite shirt | 12 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #1112 | Mad Train wine | 19 |
| #201 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 49 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #1759 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 3 |
| #182 | Mylar balloon | 1 |
| #165 | NG | 9 |
| #5 | Radio KoL Maracas | 1 |
| #574 | Tiki lighter | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #183 | babycakes | 1 |
| #2450 | baconstone | 1 |
| #824 | banana | 3 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #21 | bark beret | 2 |
| #21 | bark boxers | 2 |
| #23 | bark bracelet | 2 |
| #167 | bat-ass leather jacket | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #46 | blue glowstick | 23 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #61 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 2 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1054 | box | 1 |
| #402 | box of sunshine | 940 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #1817 | can of Binarrrca | 1 |
| #51 | can of fake snow | 5 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #3286 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1783 | candy stake | 4 |
| #648 | capacitor relay | 15 |
| #352 | carbon nanotube frame | 34 |
| #293 | carbonated soy milk | 11 |
| #1705 | chaos butterfly | 1 |
| #1187 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 4 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #86 | clockwork widget | 1 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #1273 | delicious salad | 9 |
| #158 | demonskin trousers | 1 |
| #361 | disembodied brain | 9 |
| #1476 | duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #337 | eggbeater | 1 |
| #651 | enchanted toothpick | 1 |
| #1180 | encoder ring | 1 |
| #1391 | evil googly eye | 1 |
| #907 | eyepatch | 2 |
| #1946 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1110 | fake fake vomit | 17 |
| #1180 | fake hand | 10 |
| #1070 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 6 |
| #971 | fancy chocolate | 3 |
| #203 | fancy dress ball | 79 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #880 | fine wine | 1 |
| #206 | flashing novelty button | 5 |
| 🥉 | frigid ninja stars | 62,648 |
| #274 | frilly shirt | 2 |
| #522 | frozen nunchaku | 3 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #1921 | giant discarded plastic fork | 2 |
| #2188 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #3042 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #209 | gingham blouse | 1 |
| #1169 | goth kid t-shirt | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #430 | green glowstick | 4 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #571 | harem girl t-shirt | 1 |
| #777 | heart-shaped balloon | 4 |
| #1110 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #268 | hot hi mein | 1 |
| #358 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #1763 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 1 |
| #224 | icy katana hilt | 19 |
| #21 | icy-hot katana | 177 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #957 | incredibly creepy marionette | 2 |
| #185 | ion grid | 80 |
| #1282 | iron pasta spoon | 1 |
| #6 | ironic battle spoon | 307 |
| #1152 | joybuzzer | 14 |
| #184 | ketchup | 1 |
| #910 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #2060 | laser-broiled pear | 11 |
| #493 | lavender candy heart | 28 |
| #432 | line | 100 |
| #313 | loaded serum blowgun | 13 |
| #31 | loathing eagle baby-doll shirt | 7 |
| #590 | long-stemmed rose | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #26 | magnetic field | 1 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #5 | ninja pirate zombie robot head | 23 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #617 | old coin purse | 2 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #505 | orange candy heart | 36 |
| #642 | orange glowstick | 3 |
| #311 | oriole-feather headdress | 4 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #403 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #2034 | pet rock | 2 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #747 | picture of a dead guy's girlfriend | 1 |
| #99 | pine tar | 6 |
| #331 | pink glowstick | 7 |
| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
| #517 | pirate shirt | 2 |
| #2213 | porquoise | 1 |
| #130 | radio button candy | 9 |
| #227 | raffle prize box | 1 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #58 | rice bowl | 45 |
| #5 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1,595 |
| #55 | roll of drink tickets | 3 |
| #1555 | roll of toilet paper | 13 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1347 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #72 | soggy wofl t-shirt | 5 |
| #1948 | spooky eggnog | 3 |
| #633 | spooky felt | 14 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1891 | spooky length of string | 1 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1571 | spooky toy wheel | 1 |
| #1181 | spooky wooden block | 4 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #126 | star throwing star | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1216 | string of blue beads | 9 |
| #972 | string of green beads | 12 |
| #1032 | string of red beads | 11 |
| #1484 | stuffed alien blob | 4 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #44 | stuffed dodecapede | 914 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #953 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1795 | stuffed gray blob | 5 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #1487 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #592 | supportive bra | 1 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #206 | tiny ninja sword | 5 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| 🥈 | tiny plastic demoninja | 5,690 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 10 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #2296 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1139 | tooth | 2 |
| #2083 | toothsome rock | 2 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #600 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1694 | valuable trinket | 12 |
| #669 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1160 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #1870 | wind-up chattering teeth | 2 |
| #1046 | wussiness potion | 1 |
| #638 | yellow candy heart | 25 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |