| #650 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #404 | BGE merchandise order form | 10 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #582 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #508 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #467 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #475 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #535 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 6 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #350 | Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #2558 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #172 | Ent cider | 81 |
| 🥉 | Item #13 | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #162 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 26 |
| #424 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #401 | antique bottle opener | 2 |
| #535 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #716 | antique record album | 2 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #84 | battered Crimbo Crate | 200 |
| #1064 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1951 | bottle of goofballs | 11 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #146 | candy stake | 31 |
| #263 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #868 | dusty Crimbo crate | 9 |
| #611 | elven cellocello | 28 |
| #541 | ghost cucumber | 83 |
| #781 | gingerbread bugbear | 29 |
| #152 | gingerbread horror | 30 |
| #307 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #536 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 7 |
| #176 | herringcello | 47 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #97 | leftover Crimbo rations | 2 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #87 | nanite-infested eggnog | 45 |
| #109 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 36 |
| #95 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 39 |
| #2436 | oozenog | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1207 | piece of wedding cake | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #367 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #1008 | spectral pickle | 4 |
| #95 | spooky eggnog | 38 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #1209 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #865 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 9 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 3 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #1544 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 3 |
| #949 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 8 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1150 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4232 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 6 |
| #735 | tiny plastic Hellion | 10 |
| #599 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 12 |
| #739 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 6 |
| #720 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 10 |
| #2165 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #935 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 8 |
| #1236 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #710 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 10 |
| #1028 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 7 |
| #932 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 8 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #915 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #1266 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 6 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1427 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1258 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #930 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 8 |
| #929 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 8 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic astronomer | 7 |
| #3976 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic beanbat | 5 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #950 | tiny plastic blooper | 8 |
| #923 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 8 |
| #1753 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 4 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #926 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #828 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 9 |
| #924 | tiny plastic demoninja | 8 |
| #953 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #609 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 12 |
| #825 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 9 |
| #1484 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 5 |
| #1051 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 7 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #808 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 9 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #816 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 9 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3971 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #812 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 9 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 10 |
| #1226 | tiny plastic scary clown | 6 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #1246 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #1112 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 7 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #845 | tiny plastic taco cat | 9 |
| #575 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 12 |
| #1257 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #653 | tiny plastic warwelf | 11 |
| #919 | tiny plastic zmobie | 8 |
| #926 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |