| #241 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 1 |
| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #1135 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Ax of L'rose | 2 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #563 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #18 | Bowl of Infinite Jelly | 1 |
| #528 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 7 |
| #44 | Brimstone Chicken Sandwich | 533 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #4 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #1488 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #532 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #5 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #1433 | Crimbuck | 223 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #469 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 12 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #119 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #73 | Hodgman's garbage sticker | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #48 | Hodgman's lobsterskin pants | 2 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #66 | Hodgman's metal detector | 1 |
| #50 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 2 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #170 | How to Play Othello | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #301 | Instant Karma | 29 |
| #516 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #32 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #255 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #133 | Mark of the Skeleton | 1 |
| #129 | Mark of the Vampire | 1 |
| #46 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #559 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #293 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 3 |
| #106 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #126 | My First Art of War | 3 |
| #369 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #327 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #52 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 28 |
| #13 | Peek-a-Boo! | 1 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #107 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 1 |
| #881 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #592 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #810 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #797 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #880 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #565 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #778 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #891 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #580 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #899 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #866 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #889 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #44 | Racisto Ruidoso | 9 |
| #53 | Red Roger's reliquary | 19 |
| #99 | Rubee™ | 1 |
| #13 | SMOOCH coffee cup | 1 |
| 🥈 | Science Notebook | 3 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #34 | Space Baby children's book | 1 |
| #19 | Spelunker of Fortune | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #52 | Star Spawn | 4 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #17 | The Emperor's dry cleaning | 80 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Fun-Guy Cold Weather Bartender's Guide | 1 |
| #46 | The Gingerbread Vigilante's Handbook | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The One Mood Ring | 5 |
| #504 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 5 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 59 |
| #28 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 13 |
| #163 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 9 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 13 |
| #378 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 12 |
| #10 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 108 |
| #1947 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #5 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 185 |
| #187 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 2 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #20 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 30 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #24 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 21 |
| #449 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #46 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 34 |
| #668 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #66 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 2 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 3 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 28 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1152 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #938 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #29 | Trout Fishing in Loathing | 1 |
| #16 | Ultimate Mind Destroyer | 14 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #56 | antique beer | 11 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #35 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 3 |
| #28 | brain preservation fluid | 8 |
| #69 | cheer extractor | 11 |
| #248 | chocolate disco ball | 1 |
| #231 | chocolate pasta spoon | 1 |
| #218 | chocolate saucepan | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #212 | chocolate stolen accordion | 1 |
| #209 | chocolate turtle totem | 1 |
| #31 | cubic zirconia | 190 |
| #64 | cursed wishbone | 6 |
| #58 | cute meteoroid | 2 |
| #423 | delicious salad | 124 |
| #88 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #200 | dollar-sign bag | 9 |
| #17 | dream of a dog | 11 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #118 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 17 |
| 🥉 | feathered headdress | 4 |
| #167 | golden twig | 1 |
| #132 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #149 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #142 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #76 | hot watered rum | 22 |
| #172 | huge gold coin | 26 |
| #11 | leftover pasty | 11 |
| #32 | li'l unicorn costume | 1 |
| #25 | lint | 409 |
| #670 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #652 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #23 | magical sausage casing | 756 |
| #18 | mime army rations | 15 |
| #23 | mime army wine | 14 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #176 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #78 | pixel coin | 3 |
| #166 | pixellated moneybag | 4 |
| #31 | plate of Val-U Brand Every Bean Salad | 1 |
| 🥉 | powdered sealbone | 3,209 |
| #24 | primitive alien salad | 1 |
| #206 | red money bag | 1 |
| #10 | red-hot sausage fork | 1,000 |
| #7 | residual chitin paste | 97 |
| #55 | sandwich of the gods | 28 |
| #108 | shuriken salad | 1 |
| #70 | silent A | 1 |
| #139 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #136 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #70 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #213 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #298 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #216 | smiling rat | 1 |
| #56 | still-beating spleen | 11 |
| #2261 | string of blue beads | 1 |
| #2260 | string of green beads | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1878 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #2779 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 2 |
| #3116 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3081 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #826 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3126 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #477 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 2 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3961 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3069 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2948 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #111 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #3967 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1111 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 2 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8225 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #2098 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #327 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8065 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #8074 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8204 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3852 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #8229 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8165 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #2769 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 2 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2754 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #2704 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #203 | towel | 45 |
| #31 | valuable coin | 122 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #188 | white money bag | 1 |
| #102 | wooden salad bowl | 1 |
| #79 | yule gruel | 22 |