FiendAlmighty

RankItemQuantity
#431/6th Pound Cake1
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#2708Baron von Ratsworth's monocle3
#207Baron von Ratsworth's tophat11
#764Bonerdagon necklace14
#941Boss Bat britches14
#63Brimstone Bludgeon1
#23Brimstone Bracelet1
#31Brimstone Brooch1
#39Brimstone Bunker1
#817Codpiece of the Goblin King9
#1480Colander of Em-er'il2
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1168Disco 'Fro Pick3
#2740Drowsy Sword1
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#31Flan in the Moon1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#725Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#596Instant Karma8
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#224Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery1
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#368Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I1
#317Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II2
#382Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III1
#313Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V1
#319Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI1
#1464Retenez L'Herbe Paté1
#204Roo trading card1
#39Saison du Lune1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#1125anniversary gift box4
#2045baconstone2
#1847badass belt29
#1883bag of airline peanuts1
#778black candy heart2
#1832bottle of goofballs12
#6714box of sunshine2
#721brick49
#1795clown hammer1
#3274club necklace1
#529corrupted data11
#618cymbal syrup2
#23delectable catalyst91
#1385disassembled clover3
#1821duct tape4
#2187easter egg balloon9
#289elven hardtack1
#199elven magi-pack1
#210elven medi-pack1
#305elven squeeze1
#1565explosion-flavored chewing gum3
#1944facsimile dictionary1
#1574fake fake vomit5
#1633fake hand2
#692[2426]fire flower1
#62fudge pocket square1
#1657fuzzy dice4
#942green clay bead2
#1810grue egg13
#4481handful of confetti2
#1282handful of hand chalk1
#126handful of honey82
#3382heart necklace1
#1397heart of the volcano2
#724jazz soap37
#1493joybuzzer5
#245lunar isotope35
#1647magical ice cube with a fly in it3
#237magical mystery juice65
#790marshmallow4
#610mood ring4
#1848obsidian dagger6
🥇old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie1
#1430pet rock "Groucho" disguise3
#1450pet rock "Snooty" disguise6
#546petit fortran1
#886pink clay bead3
#213plexiglass pants1
#211plexiglass pendant1
#328plexiglass pikestaff1
#213plexiglass pinky ring1
#288plexiglass pith helmet1
#180plexiglass pocketwatch1
#33plush hamsterpus1
#1404really dense meat stack2
#58ridiculous belt1
#136ridiculous sandwich11
#1206roasted marshmallow6
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#2766rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#2126rubber WWtNSD? bracelet3
#1682rubber emo roe3
#1020rusty chain necklace1
#2845solid gold bowling ball1
#3320spade necklace1
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#3791spectre scepter1
#671squirming egg sac8
#1799stainless steel scarf1
#1128stainless steel shillelagh4
#2140stainless steel skullcap1
#2248stainless steel slacks1
#1862stainless steel solitaire1
#1708stainless steel suspenders1
#943stick of "gum"1
#3687stuffed Cheshire bitten11
#4533stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech8
#3995stuffed angry cow10
#4577stuffed astral badger8
#4582stuffed baby gravy fairy8
#4161stuffed cocoabo9
#3612stuffed flaming gravy fairy12
#4952stuffed frozen gravy fairy7
#7874stuffed hand turkey2
#8911stuffed mind flayer1
#6375stuffed scary death orb4
#7841stuffed sleazy gravy fairy2
#5605stuffed snowy owl5
#4590stuffed spooky gravy fairy8
#4009stuffed stinky gravy fairy10
#7823stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
🥇time sleigh1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#71transporter transponder76
#245vampire glitter1
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#1749whoopie cushion2
#1456wind-up chattering teeth8
#338wine-soaked bone chips2
#317worthless gewgaw16
#385worthless knick-knack15
#269worthless trinket18
#1078x-ray specs7
#1942yellow snowcone2
#1446yeti fur5

Wow, that's 945 items total!

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