| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #834 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #207 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 11 |
| #764 | Bonerdagon necklace | 14 |
| #941 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #63 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #23 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #31 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #39 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #596 | Instant Karma | 8 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #224 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #2045 | baconstone | 2 |
| #1847 | badass belt | 29 |
| #1883 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #778 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #1832 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #721 | brick | 49 |
| #1795 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #529 | corrupted data | 11 |
| #618 | cymbal syrup | 2 |
| #23 | delectable catalyst | 91 |
| #1385 | disassembled clover | 3 |
| #1821 | duct tape | 4 |
| #2187 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #289 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #199 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #210 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #305 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1565 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1574 | fake fake vomit | 5 |
| #1633 | fake hand | 2 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1657 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #942 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #1810 | grue egg | 13 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1282 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #126 | handful of honey | 82 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #724 | jazz soap | 37 |
| #1493 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #245 | lunar isotope | 35 |
| #1647 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #237 | magical mystery juice | 65 |
| #790 | marshmallow | 4 |
| #610 | mood ring | 4 |
| #1848 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1430 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1450 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 6 |
| #546 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #886 | pink clay bead | 3 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #211 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #328 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #288 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #180 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #33 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #1404 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1206 | roasted marshmallow | 6 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3663 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2766 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2126 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1682 | rubber emo roe | 3 |
| #1020 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3320 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3791 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #671 | squirming egg sac | 8 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1128 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #943 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #3687 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #4533 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #3995 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4582 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4161 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #3612 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4952 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7874 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #6375 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #7841 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5605 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4590 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4009 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #7823 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #71 | transporter transponder | 76 |
| #245 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1749 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1456 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #317 | worthless gewgaw | 16 |
| #385 | worthless knick-knack | 15 |
| #269 | worthless trinket | 18 |
| #1078 | x-ray specs | 7 |
| #1942 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1446 | yeti fur | 5 |