| #43 | 1/6th Pound Cake | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #207 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 11 |
| #763 | Bonerdagon necklace | 14 |
| #938 | Boss Bat britches | 14 |
| #64 | Brimstone Bludgeon | 1 |
| #24 | Brimstone Bracelet | 1 |
| #32 | Brimstone Brooch | 1 |
| #40 | Brimstone Bunker | 1 |
| #817 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 9 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #31 | Flan in the Moon | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #584 | Instant Karma | 8 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #317 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 2 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #39 | Saison du Lune | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1125 | anniversary gift box | 4 |
| #2041 | baconstone | 2 |
| #1848 | badass belt | 29 |
| #1885 | bag of airline peanuts | 1 |
| #776 | black candy heart | 2 |
| #1831 | bottle of goofballs | 12 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #719 | brick | 49 |
| #1796 | clown hammer | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #528 | corrupted data | 11 |
| #620 | cymbal syrup | 2 |
| #24 | delectable catalyst | 91 |
| #1380 | disassembled clover | 3 |
| #1823 | duct tape | 4 |
| #2188 | easter egg balloon | 9 |
| #288 | elven hardtack | 1 |
| #197 | elven magi-pack | 1 |
| #209 | elven medi-pack | 1 |
| #303 | elven squeeze | 1 |
| #1567 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 3 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #1578 | fake fake vomit | 5 |
| #1636 | fake hand | 2 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #1809 | grue egg | 13 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #124 | handful of honey | 82 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #725 | jazz soap | 37 |
| #1495 | joybuzzer | 5 |
| #242 | lunar isotope | 35 |
| #1650 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 3 |
| #238 | magical mystery juice | 65 |
| #789 | marshmallow | 4 |
| #612 | mood ring | 4 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1433 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 3 |
| #1452 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 6 |
| #544 | petit fortran | 1 |
| #879 | pink clay bead | 3 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pinky ring | 1 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #181 | plexiglass pocketwatch | 1 |
| #34 | plush hamsterpus | 1 |
| #1402 | really dense meat stack | 2 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #1206 | roasted marshmallow | 6 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1681 | rubber emo roe | 3 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3786 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #671 | squirming egg sac | 8 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #1125 | stainless steel shillelagh | 4 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #946 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #4519 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 8 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #4567 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #4574 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4150 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #3601 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4944 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 7 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #7813 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #70 | transporter transponder | 76 |
| #244 | vampire glitter | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1752 | whoopie cushion | 2 |
| #1455 | wind-up chattering teeth | 8 |
| #338 | wine-soaked bone chips | 2 |
| #310 | worthless gewgaw | 16 |
| #381 | worthless knick-knack | 15 |
| #263 | worthless trinket | 18 |
| #1080 | x-ray specs | 7 |
| #1948 | yellow snowcone | 2 |
| #1446 | yeti fur | 5 |