| #646 | 1337 7r0uZ0RZ | 6 |
| #1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #239 | Crimbo wreath | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #217 | alphabet gum | 8 |
| #774 | amulet of extreme plot significance | 9 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #853 | arrrgyle socks | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #564 | banana peel | 2 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #60 | begpwnia | 182 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #167 | blackberry combat boots | 2 |
| #220 | blackberry moccasins | 1 |
| #130 | blackberry slippers | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #670 | bottle of antifreeze | 1 |
| #136 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #468 | canteen of wine | 58 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #131 | concentrated garbage juice | 6 |
| #1211 | corpse on the beach | 3 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1025 | corpsetini | 4 |
| #427 | deadly lampshade | 2 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1840 | eggnog | 4 |
| #604 | elven limbos gingerbread | 22 |
| #1186 | elven cellocello | 17 |
| #818 | elven moonshine | 10 |
| #1122 | elven suicide capsule | 17 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3040 | gingerbread horror | 2 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #479 | herringcello | 30 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #353 | jawbruiser | 7 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #85 | lesser grodulated violet | 175 |
| #1422 | licorice garrote | 2 |
| #1374 | mafia aria | 6 |
| #408 | nanite-infested candy cane | 36 |
| #1040 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #1397 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 4 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #840 | oozenog | 5 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #353 | penguin focaccia bread | 34 |
| #243 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #448 | pumpkinhead mask | 14 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1226 | support cummerbund | 2 |
| #536 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #41 | tempura carrot | 1 |
| #361 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #74 | tin magnolia | 215 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #411 | tiny balloon knife | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic blooper | 4 |
| #2845 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2750 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #66 | upsy daisy | 231 |
| #489 | vampire collar | 2 |
| #670 | vanilla-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #589 | wolfman mask | 10 |