| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1074 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #313 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #1141 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1164 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #45 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #147 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1044 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #397 | Rock Pops | 131 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #221 | atomic vector plotter | 19 |
| #859 | baconstone | 9 |
| #26 | bad penguin egg | 3 |
| #2036 | badass belt | 26 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1062 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #492 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 5 |
| #1102 | blood flower | 3 |
| #94 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #609 | brine | 30 |
| #189 | bunch of bananas | 27 |
| #64 | can of Binarrrca | 155 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #508 | candy cane | 72 |
| #2396 | candy stake | 3 |
| #494 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 20 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #593 | computronic processing unit | 4 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #497 | dill | 82 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #295 | facsimile dictionary | 35 |
| #1291 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1830 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #454 | fire | 12 |
| #424 | ghost cucumber | 103 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #862 | hamethyst | 9 |
| #530 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 5 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #549 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 5 |
| #183 | jar of swamp gas | 375 |
| #702 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #267 | length of string | 44 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #744 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #939 | porquoise | 7 |
| #1197 | possessed top | 4 |
| #518 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #79 | ratgut | 168 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #371 | recursive spline reticulator | 9 |
| #369 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 10 |
| #249 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 17 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1349 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1391 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #185 | spooky bicycle chain | 11 |
| #218 | spooky cosmetics bag | 10 |
| #555 | spooky stick | 11 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1326 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #60 | stick-on-a-string | 52 |
| #732 | stone of eXtreme power | 9 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #310 | stuffing | 29 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3294 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2508 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3311 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2521 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4801 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2555 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #3299 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #2892 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #820 | toothsome rock | 11 |
| #1556 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #1283 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #187 | toy wheel | 47 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1428 | tree-eating kite | 12 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1913 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #474 | vinegar | 85 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #294 | wheel | 12 |
| #108 | wooden block | 28 |
| #98 | yo | 87 |
| #1656 | yo-yo | 5 |