| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #1076 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 11 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2374 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #314 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 2 |
| #1139 | Dolphin King's crown | 3 |
| #1165 | Ent cider | 1 |
| #44 | Grimacite Bock | 1 |
| #145 | Libram of Candy Heart Summoning | 1 |
| #1043 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 5 |
| #308 | Orcish meat locker | 1 |
| #397 | Rock Pops | 131 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #1227 | astronaut pants | 4 |
| #221 | atomic vector plotter | 19 |
| #862 | baconstone | 9 |
| #25 | bad penguin egg | 3 |
| #2034 | badass belt | 26 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1065 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #492 | bi-lateral logic compressor | 5 |
| #1103 | blood flower | 3 |
| #95 | bottled green pixie | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #609 | brine | 30 |
| #189 | bunch of bananas | 27 |
| #64 | can of Binarrrca | 155 |
| #545 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #509 | candy cane | 72 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #494 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 20 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #593 | computronic processing unit | 4 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #497 | dill | 82 |
| #2195 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #294 | facsimile dictionary | 35 |
| #1288 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 4 |
| #1829 | fancy chocolate | 2 |
| #458 | fire | 12 |
| #424 | ghost cucumber | 103 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #866 | hamethyst | 9 |
| #529 | hyperbolic plasma focuser | 5 |
| #739 | incredibly creepy marionette | 3 |
| #548 | ion-pulse modulation stabilizer | 5 |
| #183 | jar of swamp gas | 375 |
| #703 | killer rag doll | 3 |
| #2060 | kite | 1 |
| #267 | length of string | 44 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #743 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 3 |
| #1086 | marionette | 1 |
| #896 | orange glowstick | 2 |
| #942 | porquoise | 7 |
| #1199 | possessed top | 4 |
| #517 | quantum polarity inducer | 5 |
| #1303 | rag doll | 1 |
| #79 | ratgut | 168 |
| #1536 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 3 |
| #371 | recursive spline reticulator | 9 |
| #369 | reverse-oscillating klystron | 10 |
| #249 | servomechanical torsion facilitator | 17 |
| #1807 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1348 | sock monkey | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #185 | spooky bicycle chain | 11 |
| #217 | spooky cosmetics bag | 10 |
| #555 | spooky stick | 11 |
| #1600 | spooky stuffing | 1 |
| #1325 | spooky wooden block | 3 |
| #60 | stick-on-a-string | 52 |
| #732 | stone of eXtreme power | 9 |
| #1551 | stringy sinew | 3 |
| #310 | stuffing | 29 |
| #571 | sub-molecular interocitor | 4 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #3990 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #2499 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2122 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3305 | tiny plastic angry goat | 5 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #2009 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #2518 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 7 |
| #2860 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #3318 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 5 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #2690 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #2256 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2882 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 6 |
| #2528 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #4812 | tiny plastic grue | 3 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic hermit | 4 |
| #2523 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 7 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #6185 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic mosquito | 6 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2561 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 7 |
| #3307 | tiny plastic stab bat | 5 |
| #1822 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #2895 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 2 |
| #2660 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #819 | toothsome rock | 11 |
| #1558 | toy crazy train | 3 |
| #1217 | toy jet pack | 4 |
| #1282 | toy mercenary | 3 |
| #1342 | toy ray gun | 4 |
| #1271 | toy space helmet | 4 |
| #187 | toy wheel | 47 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1429 | tree-eating kite | 12 |
| #1038 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1912 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #474 | vinegar | 85 |
| #42 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #294 | wheel | 12 |
| #108 | wooden block | 28 |
| #98 | yo | 87 |
| #1655 | yo-yo | 5 |