VeIStrAn

RankItemQuantity
#773'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign1
#2232Ancient Saucehelm1
#432Asleep in the Cemetery4
#1276Baron von Ratsworth's monocle9
#388Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook3
#326Blizzards I Have Died In3
#383Bonerdagon necklace30
#1674Boss Bat bling1
#471Boss Bat britches31
#145Chorale of Companionship1
#1267Cloaca grenade5
#1264Cloaca-Cola5
#1061Cloaca-Cola fatigues2
#1419Cloaca-Cola helmet1
#1429Cloaca-Cola shield1
#612Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife1
#966Codpiece of the Goblin King7
#818Crown of the Goblin King30
#1057Dyspepsi grenade7
#653Dyspepsi-Cola90
#999Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues2
#991Dyspepsi-Cola helmet2
#726Dyspepsi-Cola shield3
#580Dyspepsi-Cola-issue canteen1
#171Frosty's frosty mug10
#604Glass Balls of the Goblin King4
#275Hodgman's blanket5
#81Hodgman's cane1
#73Hodgman's garbage sticker1
#95Hodgman's harmonica1
#134Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times1
#125Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics1
#173Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin1
#65Hodgman's metal detector1
🥈Junior LAAAAME merit badge1
#515Kissin' Cousins2
#103Knob Kitchen grab-bag2
#521Let Me Be!3
#549MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech14
#560Maxing, Relaxing2
#746Mob Penguin cellular phone21
#88Ol' Scratch's salad fork16
#100Oscus's flypaper pants1
#673Retenez L'Herbe Paté3
#357Sensual Massage for Creeps4
#325Summer Nights4
#938Tales from the Fireside1
#936Travels with Jerry1
#200Unionize The Elves sign1
#139Yeti Protest Sign1
#17Zombo's empty eye1
#181Zombo's grievous greaves1
#187Zombo's shield1
#105Zombo's shoulder blade1
#85Zombo's skull ring1
#191Zombo's skullcap1
#779baconstone10
#38baconstone bracelet20
#407baconstone pendant1
#1454badass belt38
#21ball430
#260barbed-wire fence22
#398beertini4
#813black snowcone1
#815blood flower6
#878blue snowcone1
#1531bottle of goofballs15
#3784box of sunshine16
#519broken cellular phone3
#495carob chunk noodles2
#384chorizo brownies4
#102clockwork hat1
#101clockwork pants1
#154clockwork trench coat1
#2494club necklace2
#415comfy coffin3
#597cup of infinite pencils1
#1476duck-on-a-string1
#824easter egg balloon30
#870empty blowgun1
#262extra-greasy slider9
#1832fancy chocolate2
#2007felt2
#439filth-encrusted futon2
#498flamin' bindle1
#1610flashing novelty button1
#459freezin' bindle1
#402frigid air mattress2
#3426fruitcake1
#4737fuzzy dice1
#1080ghost cucumber25
#569ghuol guolash9
#2658googly eye1
#250green glowstick7
#842green snowcone1
🥈green traffic cone1
#897grue egg30
#1284hamethyst5
#49hamethyst bracelet5
#6hamethyst necklace79
#3384heart necklace1
#184hobo fortress blueprints1
#478iron pasta spoon11
#223jar of fermented pickle juice10
#301jar of squeeze3
#213jewelry-making pliers2
#1688kite2
#1050kneecapping stick7
#1565length of string2
#505loaded serum blowgun9
#658mafia aria28
#1086marionette1
#861orange snowcone1
#203papaya slung9
#1682pet rock3
#747picture of a dead guy's girlfriend1
#869porquoise8
#57porquoise bracelet5
#28porquoise necklace8
#1614prehistoric spear1
#782purple snowcone2
#1303rag doll1
#846red snowcone1
#1299rib of the Bonerdagon1
#367ring of adornment1
#352ring of cold resistance1
#376ring of conflict1
#338ring of fire resistance1
#341ring of gain strength1
#414ring of increase damage1
#880[2108]rock4
#10rose-colored glasses1
#3660rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#3650rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#320salty slug4
#696scroll of pasta summoning12
#684shiny ring36
#104sleazy bindle6
#1347sock monkey1
#3320spade necklace1
#244spectral pickle67
#554spooky bindle1
#271stained mattress4
#798stainless steel scarf4
#706stainless steel skullcap5
#1049stainless steel slacks4
#506stainless steel solitaire6
#661stainless steel suspenders6
#1028stick1
#1520stick-on-a-string1
#493stinkin' bindle1
#375stone of eXtreme power26
#434stringy sinew22
#8936stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#5739stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech5
#6982stuffed angry cow3
#8975stuffed astral badger1
#7878stuffed baby gravy fairy2
#5653stuffed cocoabo5
#1578stuffed dodecapede1
#70stuffed doppelshifter199
#8925stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8973stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#6333stuffed hand turkey4
#5307stuffed mind flayer6
#8963stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#7798stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#6928stuffed stinky gravy fairy3
#7824stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#2643stuffing1
#434support cummerbund15
#204teddy bear35
🥇time sleigh1
#448tin cup of mulligan stew2
#1811tiny plastic Cheshire bat10
#4311tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#2896tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#2898tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#2624tiny plastic accordion thief2
#2257tiny plastic angry goat8
#2008tiny plastic baby gravy fairy9
#2030tiny plastic barrrnacle9
#2571tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#1813tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball10
#2008tiny plastic cocoabo9
#1387tiny plastic coffee pixie13
#1363tiny plastic disco bandit4
#2027tiny plastic fuzzy dice9
#2520tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick7
#2022tiny plastic ghuol whelp9
#1659tiny plastic grue11
#1058tiny plastic hermit5
#1851tiny plastic howling balloon monkey10
#1775tiny plastic killer bee10
#1304tiny plastic leprechaun14
#1636tiny plastic levitating potato11
#1385tiny plastic mosquito13
#1797tiny plastic pastamancer3
#1502tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime12
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#1766tiny plastic seal clubber3
#1652tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton11
#1824tiny plastic stab bat10
#1656tiny plastic star starfish11
#4036tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#1831tiny plastic turtle tamer3
#641tomato daiquiri1
#1404tooth1
#2526toothsome rock1
#2069top1
#1190toy soldier1
#1624toy wheel2
#315tree-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#1497vertebra of the Bonerdagon2
#804vinegar38
#78voodoo snuff18
#1538wheel1
#686white chocolate and tomato pizza2
#1221wooden block1
#1042wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie1
#2204yo1
#93yo-yo334
#1453zombie pineal gland2

Wow, that's 2,424 items total!

what items are this player missing?