| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #311 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 3 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #46 | Camp Scout backpack | 1 |
| #51 | ChibiBuddy™ (off) | 1 |
| #62 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 5 |
| #49 | Crimbo wreath | 10 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #7 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 10 |
| #7 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 10 |
| #7 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 10 |
| #206 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #30 | Folder Holder | 1 |
| #89 | Grumpy Bumpkin's Pumpkin Seed Catalog | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #39 | Junior Adventurer's kit | 1 |
| #35 | KoLHS Pep Squad Box | 1 |
| #45 | Libram of Pulled Taffy | 1 |
| #49 | Libram of Resolutions | 1 |
| #55 | Moping Artistic Goth Kid | 1 |
| #14 | Mr. Accessory Jr. | 3 |
| #27 | Pantsgiving | 1 |
| #49 | Pete & Jackie's Dragon Tooth Emporium Catalog | 1 |
| #130 | Scratch 'n' Sniff Sticker Tome | 1 |
| #73 | Small Medium | 1 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #23 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #21 | Spellbook: Walberg's Dim Bulb | 1 |
| #5 | Spooky Putty sheet | 1 |
| #154 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 25 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #14 | The Confiscator's Grimoire | 2 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #119 | Tome of Clip Art | 1 |
| #62 | Wolfman Nardz | 27 |
| #50 | a cute angel | 1 |
| 🥉 | airplane charter: Conspiracy Island | 2 |
| #38 | airplane charter: Spring Break Beach | 1 |
| #734 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #148 | antique bottle opener | 6 |
| #533 | antique painting of a landscape | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #135 | arse-a'fire elixir | 1 |
| #7 | augmented-reality shades | 100 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #5 | blank diary | 13 |
| #159 | blue plastic baby | 2 |
| #68 | breaded beer | 6 |
| #152 | chocolate cigar | 12 |
| #64 | cranberry schnapps | 6 |
| #94 | crystallized memory | 3 |
| #33 | deactivated nanobots | 1 |
| #33 | deanimated reanimator's coffin | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #1263 | doll house | 2 |
| #1167 | dollhive | 3 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #30 | fist turkey outline | 1 |
| #7 | fitness wristband | 100 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #62 | fudge pocket square | 1 |
| #177 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #46 | gingerbread house | 10 |
| #60 | grandfather watch | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #249 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| 🥇 | jingle bell | 8 |
| #47 | leather aviator's cap | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #107 | little box of fireworks | 1 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #52 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 10 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #1294 | pulsing flesh | 2 |
| #58 | ridiculous belt | 1 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #200 | smoked potsherd | 3 |
| #135 | soul doorbell | 2 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #100 | soy cordial | 5 |
| #117 | spirit pillow | 3 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #125 | stone banjo | 5 |
| #33 | stone turtle | 5 |
| #43 | string of Crimbo lights | 10 |
| #1453 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 3 |
| #143 | time sword | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #60 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 3 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear black box | 1 |
| #132 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 5 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #100 | warbear drone assembler | 6 |
| #314 | warbear gyrocopter | 2 |
| #66 | warbear high-efficiency still | 3 |
| #55 | warbear induction oven | 3 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #43 | wedge of gray cheese | 1 |
| #51 | zen motorcycle | 1 |