| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #567 | Argarggagarg's fang | 3 |
| #571 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #4 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 2 |
| #561 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 2 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 2 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #504 | Crimbo Credit | 3 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #211 | Elron's Explosive Etude | 1 |
| #107 | GameInformPowerDailyPro magazine | 18 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #425 | Heimandatz's heart | 4 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #15 | Mer-kin darkbook | 8 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #230 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 4 |
| #242 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 4 |
| #306 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 2 |
| #210 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 3 |
| #131 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 6 |
| #158 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 5 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #27 | Spellbook: Drescher's Annoying Noise | 1 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #536 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 3 |
| #57 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 32 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 18 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #69 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 16 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #174 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 17 |
| #810 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 2 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #743 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 4 |
| #321 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 4 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #1663 | awful poetry journal | 3 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #59 | stealth bomber | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #70 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #6172 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #15 | very overdue library book | 87 |