| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #187 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| 🥇 | Deactivated MiniMechaElf | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #431 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 2 |
| #123 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 130 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1267 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #390 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 2 |
| #248 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Flier | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thinknerd T-Shirt | 1 |
| #887 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 5 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #74 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 6 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #612 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #653 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 2 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #7 | carrot juice | 105 |
| #9 | classy monkey | 143 |
| #69 | clockwork bartender-in-the-box | 2 |
| #134 | clockwork maid | 1 |
| #243 | crumbling rat skull | 2 |
| #1032 | disturbing fanfic | 31 |
| #853 | empty agua de vida bottle | 55 |
| #868 | facsimile dictionary | 9 |
| #167 | filthy lucre | 169 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #226 | good brain | 82 |
| #652 | heart of the volcano | 10 |
| #159 | heavy leather-bound tome | 1 |
| #19 | homemade robot | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #1185 | pack of KWE trading card | 2 |
| #199 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #138 | pile of useless robot parts | 9 |
| #130 | pregnant oily golden mushroom | 1 |
| #335 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 3 |
| #868 | really dense meat stack | 6 |
| #79 | scintillating powder | 2 |
| #59 | shimmering tendrils | 9 |
| #210 | slime convention swag bag | 2 |
| #1226 | solid gold bowling ball | 9 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #39 | twitching trigger finger | 2 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #219 | wine-soaked bone chips | 4 |
| #588 | wreath of laurels | 1 |