| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 2 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium (well-read) | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Garland of Greatness | 1 |
| #22 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #346 | Instant Karma | 22 |
| #111 | Shivering Chèvre | 28 |
| #7 | The Big Book of Every Skill | 7 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #562 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 7 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 14 |
| #838 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #501 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 1 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 11 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #15 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 11 |
| #428 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1414 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 19 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #8 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 7 |
| #91 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 4 |
| #45 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 7 |
| #1437 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 13 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #53 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 18 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #12 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 24 |
| #148 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 5 |
| #79 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 10 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 19 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 20 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #633 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 3 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1951 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #934 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 3 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #752 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #5 | booze drive button | 1 |
| #6 | candy drive button | 1 |
| #238 | donated booze | 37 |
| #311 | donated candy | 21 |
| #225 | donated food | 42 |
| #147 | ert grey goo ring | 3 |
| #11 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #8 | food drive button | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #47 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #45 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |