| #337 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #148 | BURT | 201 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #523 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2385 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #351 | CSA fire-starting kit | 8 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #2020 | Crimbuck | 37 |
| #89 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1199 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1111 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #1198 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #489 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #135 | Liam's mail | 1 |
| #122 | Mark of the Ghost | 1 |
| #106 | Mark of the Skeleton | 2 |
| #99 | Mark of the Vampire | 2 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #430 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 9 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #70 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 2 |
| #1199 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #663 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #104 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 15 |
| #768 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #34 | The Emperor's new hat | 2 |
| #66 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #43 | The Emperor's new shirt | 2 |
| #502 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #980 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #739 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #1731 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1941 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1206 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #1485 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #387 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 22 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #127 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #35 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 9 |
| #1147 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1566 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #15 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #409 | around the world | 2 |
| #444 | asbestos ore | 13 |
| #606 | baconstone | 13 |
| #681 | bar skin | 9 |
| #334 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #510 | bejeweled cufflinks | 7 |
| #686 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #2996 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #238 | bubblewrap ore | 9 |
| #966 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #134 | burnt snowpants | 1 |
| #130 | cardboard ore | 19 |
| #398 | chrome ore | 12 |
| #817 | clown skin | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #911 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #78 | distention pill | 3 |
| #1978 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #974 | duct tape | 22 |
| #503 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #465 | figurine of a cold seal | 11 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #99 | figurine of a sleek seal | 21 |
| #134 | figurine of a stinking seal | 17 |
| #331 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #187 | figurine of an ancient seal | 4 |
| #90 | fistful of ashes | 59 |
| #97 | fleshy lump | 5 |
| #124 | frigid derringer | 3 |
| #222 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #173 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #4735 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| 🥈 | glass eye | 1 |
| #699 | green clay bead | 6 |
| #622 | hamethyst | 13 |
| #3721 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #3383 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #686 | hobo nickel | 212 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #569 | linoleum ore | 5 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #657 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #606 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #640 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #643 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #415 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #1056 | old sweatpants | 37 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #616 | pink clay bead | 11 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #631 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #793 | red class ring | 5 |
| #86 | replica bat-oomerang | 2 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #161 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #201 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #64 | spaghetti breakfast | 70 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #100 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #300 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1037 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #169 | styrofoam ore | 12 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #46 | teflon ore | 16 |
| #1413 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #793 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1324 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1154 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1322 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1351 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #775 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1315 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #770 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #237 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4540 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8208 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1371 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8119 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1362 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1351 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1324 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8169 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1128 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8149 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8185 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4595 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1332 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4343 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1136 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4463 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1122 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8155 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #225 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1116 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4478 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #312 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1124 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #380 | useless powder | 372 |
| #1286 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #46 | vinyl ore | 13 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #212 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #752 | white class ring | 5 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |