| #336 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 1 |
| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #148 | BURT | 201 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #351 | CSA fire-starting kit | 8 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥈 | ChibiBuddy™ (on) | 1 |
| #676 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #2017 | Crimbuck | 37 |
| #88 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 2 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1110 | Iron Beta of Industry | 3 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #487 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1 |
| #136 | Liam's mail | 1 |
| #122 | Mark of the Ghost | 1 |
| #105 | Mark of the Skeleton | 2 |
| #98 | Mark of the Vampire | 2 |
| #45 | Martialest Arts trophy | 1 |
| #430 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 9 |
| #103 | Mer-kin digpick | 1 |
| #70 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 2 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #661 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 3 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #104 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 15 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #33 | The Emperor's new hat | 2 |
| #64 | The Emperor's new pants | 1 |
| #41 | The Emperor's new shirt | 2 |
| #500 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 8 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1201 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 3 |
| #1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #386 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 22 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Time Bandit Badge of Courage | 1 |
| #127 | Unfortunato's foolscap | 1 |
| #35 | Xiblaxian 5D printer | 9 |
| #1144 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 2 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #410 | around the world | 2 |
| #442 | asbestos ore | 13 |
| #603 | baconstone | 13 |
| #682 | bar skin | 9 |
| #329 | batskin belt | 1 |
| #507 | bejeweled cufflinks | 7 |
| #681 | blue class ring | 2 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #239 | bubblewrap ore | 9 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #135 | burnt snowpants | 1 |
| #129 | cardboard ore | 19 |
| #398 | chrome ore | 12 |
| #818 | clown skin | 1 |
| #115 | cyber-mattock | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #11 | dice-print do-rag | 1 |
| #78 | distention pill | 3 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #972 | duct tape | 22 |
| #502 | effluvious emerald | 1 |
| #465 | figurine of a cold seal | 11 |
| #503 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #99 | figurine of a sleek seal | 21 |
| #135 | figurine of a stinking seal | 17 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #188 | figurine of an ancient seal | 4 |
| #88 | fistful of ashes | 59 |
| #97 | fleshy lump | 5 |
| #125 | frigid derringer | 3 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #694 | green clay bead | 6 |
| #619 | hamethyst | 13 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #683 | hobo nickel | 212 |
| 🥇 | kill screen | 1 |
| #567 | linoleum ore | 5 |
| #96 | logging hatchet | 1 |
| #653 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #634 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 1 |
| #411 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 3 |
| #1052 | old sweatpants | 37 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #612 | pink clay bead | 11 |
| #811 | potted cactus | 1 |
| #627 | purple clay bead | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| #789 | red class ring | 5 |
| #84 | replica bat-oomerang | 2 |
| #558 | rubber axe | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #52 | silent beret | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #64 | spaghetti breakfast | 70 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #98 | spectral axe | 1 |
| #299 | sponge cake | 1 |
| #1034 | stuffed martini | 6 |
| #169 | styrofoam ore | 12 |
| #295 | tawdry amethyst | 2 |
| #46 | teflon ore | 16 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #310 | unearthly onyx | 2 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #379 | useless powder | 372 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #46 | vinyl ore | 13 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
| #211 | wand of pigification | 2 |
| #9 | warbear battle greaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #13 | warbear laser bowtie | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #747 | white class ring | 5 |
| #363 | wooden axe | 1 |