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| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1363 | BGE shotglass | 4 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
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| #858 | Crimbo fudge | 9 |
| #1259 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #2376 | Crimboween memo | 1 |
| #1004 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #105 | Ghost Pinching Quarterly | 1 |
| #118 | Interview With You (a Vampire) | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
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| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
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| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #471 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #366 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #377 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #324 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #312 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #316 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| #143 | Really Expensive Jewelry and You | 1 |
| #141 | S.A.V.E. flyer | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #1923 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #353 | baconstone bracelet | 1 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #1757 | capacitor relay | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #120 | cosmic lemonade | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #425 | dwarvish magazine | 1 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #455 | leaflet | 1 |
| #201 | leather bookmark | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3329 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3426 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #848 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #681 | pirate shirt | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #183 | slime convention flyers | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
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| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |