| #114 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #573 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #121 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | C.H.U.M. knife | 6 |
| #54 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #175 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #185 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #91 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2743 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #196 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #214 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #88 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #24 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #134 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #239 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #3899 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #387 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #259 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 250 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #128 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #196 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #194 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #314 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #205 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #191 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #6540 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #161 | bed of coals | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #84 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 93 |
| #6255 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #291 | candied yams | 30 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #2494 | club necklace | 2 |
| #415 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #92 | decaying goldfish liver | 85 |
| #1595 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #910 | disassembled clover | 20 |
| #234 | divine blowout | 70 |
| #245 | divine can of silly string | 70 |
| #239 | divine noisemaker | 70 |
| #399 | duct tape | 95 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #607 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 36 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #234 | freezin' bindle | 3 |
| #212 | frigid air mattress | 4 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #73 | gator skin | 111 |
| #377 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #45 | gremlin juice | 100 |
| #55 | gremlin mutagen | 10 |
| #5337 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #166 | handful of nuts and berries | 30 |
| #3384 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #184 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #285 | large box | 20 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #498 | phonics down | 100 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #617 | radium-flavored potato chips | 43 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #698 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1545 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1124 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1484 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1022 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #46 | sandcastle | 3 |
| #393 | sewer nuggets | 23 |
| #335 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #1977 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #3790 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #183 | spooky bindle | 5 |
| #87 | spooky hi mein | 12 |
| #159 | stained mattress | 6 |
| #98 | stinkin' bindle | 6 |
| #82 | stinky hi mein | 12 |
| #1615 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 31 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1741 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 29 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1368 | stuffed angry cow | 37 |
| #1620 | stuffed astral badger | 32 |
| #1646 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1698 | stuffed cocoabo | 29 |
| #1616 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1633 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1979 | stuffed hand turkey | 26 |
| #2143 | stuffed mind flayer | 24 |
| #1715 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1492 | stuffed scary death orb | 35 |
| #4801 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2372 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1922 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #1339 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1735 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 29 |
| #2690 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #284 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #542 | twinkly wad | 100 |
| #521 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 53 |