| #113 | "Humorous" T-shirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #572 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 3 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #121 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 6 |
| 🥈 | C.B.F.G. | 1 |
| #163 | C.H.U.M. knife | 6 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #23 | Hodgman's harmonica | 2 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| 🥈 | Junior LAAAAME merit badge | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #238 | Let Me Be! | 6 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #388 | Maxing, Relaxing | 3 |
| #259 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 250 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #279 | Tales from the Fireside | 4 |
| #312 | Travels with Jerry | 4 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #17 | Zombo's empty eye | 1 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #117 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #1020 | banana-frosted king cake | 1 |
| #161 | bed of coals | 5 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #5030 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #84 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 93 |
| #6254 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #290 | candied yams | 30 |
| #77 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #416 | comfy coffin | 3 |
| #91 | decaying goldfish liver | 85 |
| #1593 | diamond necklace | 4 |
| #907 | disassembled clover | 20 |
| #233 | divine blowout | 70 |
| #243 | divine can of silly string | 70 |
| #238 | divine noisemaker | 70 |
| #399 | duct tape | 95 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #604 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 36 |
| #439 | filth-encrusted futon | 2 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #234 | freezin' bindle | 3 |
| #212 | frigid air mattress | 4 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #71 | gator skin | 111 |
| #376 | ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #45 | gremlin juice | 100 |
| #55 | gremlin mutagen | 10 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #164 | handful of nuts and berries | 30 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #286 | large box | 20 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #153 | outrageous sombrero | 1 |
| #498 | phonics down | 100 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #614 | radium-flavored potato chips | 43 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #697 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1122 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 7 |
| #1477 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
| #46 | sandcastle | 3 |
| #393 | sewer nuggets | 23 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #1974 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| #183 | spooky bindle | 5 |
| #88 | spooky hi mein | 12 |
| #159 | stained mattress | 6 |
| #98 | stinkin' bindle | 6 |
| #82 | stinky hi mein | 12 |
| #1609 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 31 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1735 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 29 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1360 | stuffed angry cow | 37 |
| #1617 | stuffed astral badger | 32 |
| #1641 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1694 | stuffed cocoabo | 29 |
| #1612 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1626 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1973 | stuffed hand turkey | 26 |
| #2136 | stuffed mind flayer | 24 |
| #1711 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1489 | stuffed scary death orb | 35 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #2364 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1913 | stuffed snowy owl | 26 |
| #1336 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 39 |
| #1731 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 29 |
| #2679 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 18 |
| #286 | sword behind inappropriate prepositions | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #174 | tin star | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #541 | twinkly wad | 100 |
| #517 | wintergreen-flavored potato chips | 53 |