| #59 | 1,970 carat gold | 21 |
| #169 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 5 |
| #227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #360 | Crimbo Credit | 11 |
| #107 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #43 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #546 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #481 | Instant Karma | 11 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #105 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #206 | Newbiesport™ tent | 15 |
| #559 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #50 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #31 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 23 |
| #25 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 10 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #163 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 3 |
| #766 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #124 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 3 |
| #111 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 12 |
| #184 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 28 |
| #77 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1379 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #29 | Yorick | 1 |
| #48 | alien gemstone | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #98 | baconstone | 65 |
| #966 | bananagate | 1 |
| #9 | basaltamander buckler | 1 |
| #687 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #136 | big rock | 11 |
| #122 | black Crimbo ball | 11 |
| #64 | black gold | 15 |
| #101 | book of facts | 1 |
| #94 | bottle of Crimbognac | 3 |
| #4348 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #79 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #277 | cabooze | 1 |
| #2151 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #68 | can of mixed everything | 2 |
| #55 | carnivorous potted plant | 2 |
| #294 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #76 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #44 | commemorative war stein | 1,864 |
| #122 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #114 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #66 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #219 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #520 | donated booze | 1 |
| #513 | donated candy | 1 |
| #513 | donated food | 1 |
| #322 | effluvious emerald | 3 |
| #70 | eleven-foot pole | 11 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #80 | ert grey goo ring | 11 |
| #1944 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #127 | fancy seashell necklace | 239 |
| #83 | festive egg sac | 2 |
| #296 | freightcake | 1 |
| #103 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #283 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #130 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #80 | hamethyst | 79 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #1453 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #143 | huge gold coin | 45 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| 🥇 | jar of anniversary jam | 2 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #44 | leather bookmark | 69 |
| #32 | library card | 55 |
| #308 | loadstone | 1 |
| #103 | lost elf luggage | 11 |
| #563 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #37 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 163 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| 🥉 | meteorite fragment | 1 |
| #87 | mini-martini | 11 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1510 | old sweatpants | 11 |
| #43 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 2 |
| #508 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #26 | porquoise | 161 |
| #51 | potato alarm clock | 4 |
| #75 | priceless diamond | 2 |
| #29 | quantum of familiar | 12 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #542 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #79 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #215 | solid gold bowling ball | 87 |
| #93 | solid gold jewel | 9 |
| #12 | space blanket | 98 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #83 | spice melange | 3 |
| #367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #1396 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #88 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #99 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1579 | towel | 2 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #47 | very overdue library book | 22 |
| #18 | void shard | 1 |
| #46 | void stone | 78 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #118 | white Crimbo ball | 11 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #89 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |