| #60 | 1,970 carat gold | 21 |
| #172 | 1952 Mickey Mantle card | 5 |
| #233 | Argarggagarg's fang | 7 |
| #2098 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #361 | Crimbo Credit | 11 |
| #109 | Crimbo crystal shards | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #46 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #122 | General Assembly Module | 1 |
| #549 | Heimandatz's heart | 3 |
| #491 | Instant Karma | 11 |
| #623 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #104 | Mr. Cheeng's spectacles | 1 |
| #209 | Newbiesport™ tent | 15 |
| #566 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 12 |
| #48 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1037 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #30 | The Spirit of Giving | 1 |
| #120 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 23 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 10 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #742 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #182 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 3 |
| #771 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 6 |
| #97 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #177 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #178 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #133 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 3 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 12 |
| #192 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 28 |
| #93 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 9 |
| #1395 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 6 |
| #1265 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #76 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 2 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #511 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #32 | Yorick | 1 |
| #47 | alien gemstone | 1 |
| #45 | ancient hot dog wrapper | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #98 | baconstone | 65 |
| #968 | bananagate | 1 |
| #9 | basaltamander buckler | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #145 | big rock | 11 |
| #124 | black Crimbo ball | 11 |
| #64 | black gold | 15 |
| #101 | book of facts | 1 |
| #95 | bottle of Crimbognac | 3 |
| #4350 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #77 | boxed august scepter | 1 |
| #98 | boxed gumball machine | 1 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #280 | cabooze | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #68 | can of mixed everything | 2 |
| #54 | carnivorous potted plant | 2 |
| #298 | chocomotive | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #72 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| #45 | commemorative war stein | 1,864 |
| #127 | crystal Crimbo goblet | 1 |
| #118 | crystal Crimbo platter | 1 |
| #81 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #68 | deed to Oliver's Place | 1 |
| #220 | digital key lime | 1 |
| #533 | donated booze | 1 |
| #524 | donated candy | 1 |
| #523 | donated food | 1 |
| #322 | effluvious emerald | 3 |
| #75 | eleven-foot pole | 11 |
| #542 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #84 | ert grey goo ring | 11 |
| #1945 | facsimile dictionary | 1 |
| #127 | fancy seashell necklace | 239 |
| #84 | festive egg sac | 2 |
| #298 | freightcake | 1 |
| #106 | giant pearl | 1 |
| #284 | glacial sapphire | 2 |
| #132 | gold nuggets | 1 |
| 🥇 | goo magnet | 1 |
| #80 | hamethyst | 79 |
| #1210 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #1455 | heart-shaped balloon | 1 |
| #143 | huge gold coin | 45 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| 🥇 | jar of anniversary jam | 2 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #44 | leather bookmark | 69 |
| #32 | library card | 55 |
| #314 | loadstone | 1 |
| #104 | lost elf luggage | 11 |
| #567 | lump of diamond | 1 |
| #39 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 163 |
| 🥇 | map to Dolph Bossin's hideout | 1 |
| #4 | meteorite fragment | 1 |
| #91 | mini-martini | 11 |
| #2848 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #1515 | old sweatpants | 11 |
| #67 | packaged Everfull Dart Holster | 1 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #24 | porquoise | 171 |
| #50 | potato alarm clock | 4 |
| #75 | priceless diamond | 2 |
| #37 | quantum of familiar | 11 |
| #1431 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #549 | sandwich of the gods | 13 |
| #90 | silver cow skull | 1 |
| #76 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #220 | solid gold bowling ball | 87 |
| #95 | solid gold jewel | 9 |
| #7 | space blanket | 192 |
| 🥇 | spandex anniversary shorts | 2 |
| #83 | spice melange | 3 |
| #367 | steamy ruby | 2 |
| #1394 | stone of eXtreme power | 1 |
| #37 | stuffed dinosaur | 1 |
| #90 | synthetic rock | 1 |
| #101 | the Crymbich Manuscript | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #909 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #1580 | towel | 2 |
| #417 | unearthly onyx | 1 |
| #266 | vampire pearl | 1 |
| #47 | very overdue library book | 22 |
| #19 | void shard | 1 |
| #47 | void stone | 78 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #119 | white Crimbo ball | 11 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #85 | wrapped candy cane sword cane | 1 |