| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #232 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #256 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #266 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #252 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #4 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #84 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #4 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #543 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #234 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 99 |
| 🥉 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #28 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1207 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #283 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #235 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 13 |
| #707 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 3 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 4 |
| #269 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #154 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #472 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #1948 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #100 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #68 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 5 |
| #188 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #1441 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #46 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 20 |
| #117 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 2 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 4 |
| #110 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 5 |
| #163 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 11 |
| #668 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #106 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #209 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 26 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #142 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 6 |
| #895 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #357 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 26 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #34 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 6 |
| #349 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #11 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #32 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1161 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #383 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #424 | donated booze | 7 |
| #244 | donated candy | 35 |
| #366 | donated food | 13 |
| #32 | dull ninja crampons | 72 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #9 | etched hourglass | 1 |
| #27 | frayed ninja rope | 81 |
| #281 | gooified animal matter | 3 |
| #258 | gooified mineral matter | 4 |
| #264 | gooified vegetable matter | 4 |
| 🥉 | hourglass | 1 |
| #31 | loose ninja carabiner | 70 |
| #1011 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| 🥈 | miniature crystal ball | 1 |
| #33 | mutant arm | 4 |
| #19 | numberwang | 1 |
| #37 | plastic doll arms | 1 |
| #39 | plastic doll legs | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #35 | rubber doll body | 1 |
| #38 | rubber doll head | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #71 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #18 | squirming Slime larva | 5 |
| #175 | stray chihuahua | 14 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #21 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |