| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #227 | Alice's Army Bowman | 1 |
| #253 | Alice's Army Ninja | 1 |
| #263 | Alice's Army Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #248 | Alice's Army Spearsman | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #541 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #231 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 99 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #25 | Thunkula's drinking cap | 1 |
| #1202 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 2 |
| #229 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 3 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 13 |
| #787 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 2 |
| #983 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 3 |
| #547 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 8 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 4 |
| #1418 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #48 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 19 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #275 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1930 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #364 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 24 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #348 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 4 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Unkillable Skeleton's sawsword | 1 |
| #30 | Unkillable Skeleton's skullcap | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #1139 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #369 | digital key lime pie | 1 |
| #406 | donated booze | 7 |
| #232 | donated candy | 35 |
| #354 | donated food | 13 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #315 | gooified animal matter | 1 |
| #301 | gooified mineral matter | 1 |
| #302 | gooified vegetable matter | 1 |
| 🥉 | hourglass | 1 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #34 | mutant arm | 4 |
| #18 | numberwang | 1 |
| #37 | plastic doll arms | 1 |
| #38 | plastic doll legs | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| #35 | rubber doll body | 1 |
| #38 | rubber doll head | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #70 | solid shifting time weirdness | 1 |
| #18 | squirming Slime larva | 5 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear bearserker greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #8 | warbear feathered fedora | 1 |
| #4 | warbear fleece-lined long johns | 1 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #5 | warbear heated ushanka | 1 |
| #6 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| #6 | warbear lined ushanka | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| 🥇 | warbear officer greaves | 1 |
| #6 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #5 | warbear spiked helm | 1 |
| #17 | zombie mariachi hat | 1 |
| #29 | zombie mariachi pants | 1 |