| #231 | "caramel" orange | 1 |
| #177 | BRAINS shorts | 7 |
| #214 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 12 |
| #397 | Blood Light | 7 |
| #300 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 6 |
| #1519 | Bonerdagon necklace | 4 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1985 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #133 | Boulevardier cocktail | 1 |
| #1212 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 5 |
| #1845 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #118 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping | 1 |
| #110 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency | 1 |
| #10 | Crimbot battery | 291 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #15 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Face | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #195 | DNOTC Box | 2 |
| #1424 | Drowsy Sword | 7 |
| #269 | Ecto-Cooler | 4 |
| #41 | FDKOL commendation | 13,224 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #42 | Go-Wassail | 500 |
| #49 | Gratitude chocolate (Meat-filled) | 3 |
| #38 | Gratitude chocolate (bourbon-filled) | 3 |
| #37 | Gratitude chocolate (thyme-filled) | 3 |
| #97 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 56 |
| #110 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 1 |
| #610 | Instant Karma | 7 |
| #2139 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 7 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #44 | Mayo de Mayo™ mayo | 5 |
| #277 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 4 |
| #486 | NPZR chemistry set | 4 |
| #329 | Nightstalker perfume | 4 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #439 | Silver Bullet beer | 3 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #124 | The Cooler Out of Space | 24 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #301 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #41 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #19 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #33 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #19 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #40 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #18 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #658 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #189 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 10 |
| #156 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 22 |
| #44 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 540 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #655 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #509 | baggie of powdered sugar | 30 |
| #337 | bananagate | 20 |
| #42 | bananarama bangle | 2 |
| #617 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #401 | bite-me-red lipstick | 26 |
| #104 | black Crimbo ball | 26 |
| #348 | black spot | 2 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #4 | booze mailing list | 1 |
| #29 | bottle of bubbles | 663 |
| 🥇 | bowl of oriole's nest soup | 3 |
| #11 | box of Gratitude chocolates | 3 |
| #2639 | box of sunshine | 38 |
| #89 | bread man | 5 |
| #60 | bread pie | 26 |
| #879 | can of Binarrrca | 9 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| 🥈 | candy mailing list | 1 |
| #99 | chainsaw chain | 9 |
| #64 | clear Russian | 26 |
| #1818 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1006 | corpsedriver | 4 |
| #1218 | corpsetini | 3 |
| #249 | cursed scrunchie | 3 |
| #86 | delicious star salad | 1 |
| #93 | drive-thru burger | 2 |
| #301 | drop of water-37 | 12 |
| #304 | drum of pomade | 3 |
| #133 | eggwater | 4 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #222 | extra-see-thru nightie | 2 |
| #211 | extremely skinny jeans | 4 |
| #181 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #60 | flour cookie | 6 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| 🥉 | food mailing list | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #87 | frigid fudgepuck | 51 |
| #187 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #197 | fudge cube | 1 |
| #35 | fudge lily | 163 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #208 | fudgecule | 12,220 |
| #137 | funhouse mirror | 7 |
| #247 | ghost protocol | 2 |
| #175 | ghost trap | 9 |
| #243 | ghostly body paint | 20 |
| #72 | goat cheese pizza | 229 |
| #105 | gooified animal matter | 25 |
| #93 | gooified mineral matter | 25 |
| #97 | gooified vegetable matter | 25 |
| #64 | government booze shipment | 1 |
| #69 | government candy shipment | 1 |
| #67 | government food shipment | 1 |
| #243 | green drunki-bear | 1 |
| #284 | green gummi ingot | 119 |
| #52 | green marshmallow | 1 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #71 | hot egg | 3 |
| #86 | huge Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #57 | jerky coins | 439 |
| #438 | kumquartz | 12 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #40 | licorice root | 156 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #492 | lollipop stick | 67 |
| #59 | lump of not really wriggling eldritch matter | 1 |
| #253 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 7 |
| #229 | magical pony: Pearjack | 7 |
| #261 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 7 |
| #330 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 4 |
| #302 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 5 |
| #227 | magical pony: Uniquity | 8 |
| #45 | marshmallow bomb | 8 |
| #112 | molten brick | 122 |
| #246 | mushroom pizza | 4 |
| #306 | necrotizing body spray | 26 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #52 | pack of pogs | 326 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #647 | pearidot | 5 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #116 | phish stick | 9 |
| #79 | plain candy cane | 5 |
| #193 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #704 | pork elf goodies sack | 8 |
| #287 | powdered candy sushi set | 5 |
| #321 | press-on ribs | 21 |
| #170 | pretty flower | 1,946 |
| #224 | red drunki-bear | 1 |
| #301 | red gummi ingot | 112 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #9 | s'more | 26,150 |
| #304 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #253 | sausage pizza | 5 |
| #133 | silver shotgun shell | 3 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #1119 | snake | 1 |
| #203 | sorority brain | 7 |
| #41 | sorority girl's box | 1 |
| #1134 | sparkler | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #1345 | stainless steel suspenders | 2 |
| #305 | strawberyl | 23 |
| #37 | strawberyl necklace | 2 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #58 | sucker scaffold | 158 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #52 | superheated fudge | 81 |
| #354 | ten-leaf clover | 50 |
| #142 | throwing bone | 8 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic Cheer Core | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #37 | tiny plastic chem lab | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #36 | tiny plastic food lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic nog lab | 1 |
| #38 | tiny plastic primary lab | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #340 | tourmalime | 20 |
| #1078 | towel | 5 |
| #602 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
| #200 | universal biscuit | 1 |
| #727 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #317 | whisker pencil | 20 |
| #103 | white Crimbo ball | 26 |
| #350 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 6 |
| #52 | wind-up meatcar | 247 |
| #284 | yellow gummi ingot | 117 |