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| #182 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 89 |
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| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
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| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
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| #67 | boiling seal blood | 11 |
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| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
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| #211 | drop of water-37 | 49 |
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| #901 | felt | 10 |
| #82 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #115 | foetid seal tear | 53 |
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| #110 | fudge bunny | 5 |
| #1087 | fudgecule | 52 |
| #110 | fudgecycle | 2 |
| #360 | ghost cucumber | 121 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #98 | giant green gummi ingot | 4 |
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| #182 | gilded ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #180 | green drunki-bear | 2 |
| #1009 | green gummi ingot | 1 |
| #871 | guitar pick | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #899 | handful of sand | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #455 | heavy metal sonata | 1 |
| #540 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #131 | jerky coins | 162 |
| #119 | kumquat supersucker | 8 |
| #137 | lime supersucker | 4 |
| #888 | lollipop stick | 3 |
| #432 | long skinny balloon | 13 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #612 | mummy wrapping | 9 |
| #190 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 5 |
| #191 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #327 | pack of pogs | 61 |
| #568 | palm frond | 4 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #163 | pear supersucker | 2 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #438 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #14 | record of infuriating silence | 2 |
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| #101 | red drunki-bear | 6 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #100 | ridiculous sandwich | 14 |
| #892 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #203 | spectral pickle | 95 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #215 | spirit gum | 7 |
| #140 | spirit mattress | 2 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #760 | squirming egg sac | 5 |
| #170 | strawberry supersucker | 2 |
| #818 | strawberyl | 2 |
| #1600 | stuffing | 4 |
| #334 | sunken chest | 43 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #87 | sweet mochi ball | 24 |
| #242 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #795 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1356 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
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| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
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| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #3065 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
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| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
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| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
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| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
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| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3892 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #176 | vampire glitter | 2 |
| #459 | vinegar | 87 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #68 | warbear auto-anvil | 3 |
| #64 | warbear beeping telegram | 17 |
| #108 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 6 |
| #17 | warbear chemistry lab | 7 |
| #116 | warbear drone assembler | 5 |
| 🥉 | warbear electric long johns | 1 |
| #4 | warbear electro-spiked helm | 1 |
| #191 | warbear empathy chip | 3 |
| #121 | warbear exhaust manifold | 2 |
| #60 | warbear exo-arm | 4 |
| #7 | warbear fleece-lined warscarf | 1 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #23 | warbear gyrocopter | 25 |
| #19 | warbear high-efficiency still | 7 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #101 | warbear induction oven | 2 |
| #76 | warbear laser beacon | 3 |
| #41 | warbear metalworking primer | 20 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| #7 | warbear plasma bowtie | 1 |
| #55 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 17 |
| #86 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 14 |
| #31 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 27 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #238 | warbear whosit | 636 |
| #219 | wind-up meatcar | 53 |
| #440 | wine-soaked bone chips | 1 |
| #229 | yellow drunki-bear | 1 |