| #1435 | 1-ball | 1 |
| #1424 | 2-ball | 1 |
| #881 | 3-ball | 3 |
| #1471 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #770 | 5-ball | 4 |
| #896 | 6-ball | 3 |
| #900 | 7-ball | 3 |
| #1006 | 8-ball | 12 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #300 | BRICKO brick | 113 |
| #68 | BRICKO hat | 1 |
| #64 | BRICKO pants | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO sword | 1 |
| #247 | BURT | 115 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2706 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #172 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 3 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2260 | Boss Bat britches | 2 |
| #476 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 2 |
| #2462 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #3593 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #535 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #584 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 20 |
| #342 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #469 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 2 |
| #227 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #1199 | M-242 | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #710 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #748 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 2 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #5943 | badass belt | 3 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #857 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #99 | bugbear detector | 1 |
| #205 | burst hellseal brain | 36 |
| #603 | cannonball charrrm | 3 |
| #1550 | chaos butterfly | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #642 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 2 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #374 | denim axe | 1 |
| #328 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 2 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1414 | duct tape | 10 |
| #4231 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #184 | enchanted brass knuckles | 1 |
| #475 | figurine of a charred seal | 6 |
| #651 | figurine of a cold seal | 5 |
| #478 | figurine of a sleek seal | 3 |
| #275 | figurine of a slippery seal | 6 |
| #448 | figurine of a stinking seal | 4 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1276 | giant discarded bottlecap | 2 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #159 | green pixel | 466 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #311 | handful of honey | 7 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #975 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #182 | hellseal claw | 167 |
| #131 | hellseal whisker | 174 |
| #11 | honey dipper | 1 |
| #8 | honeybritches | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #20 | lollipop cufflinks | 3 |
| #888 | lollipop stick | 3 |
| #153 | lunar isotope | 253 |
| #218 | mummy mask | 1 |
| #440 | opera mask | 1 |
| #1887 | oyster basket | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #148 | paranormal ricotta | 4 |
| #808 | party hat | 1 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #103 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 2 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1388 | roasted marshmallow | 3 |
| #1727 | roll of toilet paper | 9 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #72 | sausage wonton | 3 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #195 | sealhide snare | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #157 | shredded hellseal hide | 42 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #31 | snailmail breeches | 1 |
| #34 | snailmail coif | 1 |
| #2327 | solid gold bowling ball | 2 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #832 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #467 | spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #264 | squirming egg sac | 50 |
| #150 | star boomerang | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #460 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #337 | star key lime pie | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #288 | star shirt | 1 |
| #133 | star spatula | 1 |
| #308 | star staff | 1 |
| #145 | star stiletto | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #193 | star throwing star | 1 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #8939 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #6364 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8970 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6284 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8934 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #7762 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7814 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 2 |
| #41 | tempura carrot | 1 |
| #296 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 2 |
| #142 | tighty whiteys | 1 |
| #225 | torn hellseal sinew | 27 |
| #153 | transporter transponder | 8 |
| #922 | trilobite fossil | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |