Jaster Mereel 777

RankItemQuantity
#2230Ancient Saucehelm1
#834Angelhair Culottes1
#788Argarggagarg's fang2
#842Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental1
#613Baron von Ratsworth's money clip1
#2353Baron von Ratsworth's monocle4
#1256Baron von Ratsworth's tophat1
#908Bling of the New Wave1
#1165Boss Bat bling2
#2773Boss Bat britches1
#740Claw of the Infernal Seal1
#2407Codpiece of the Goblin King1
#2464Colander of Em-er'il1
#1368Copper Alpha of Sincerity1
#2654Crown of the Goblin King5
#1695Disco 'Fro Pick2
#1938Dolphin King's crown1
#1338Drowsy Sword8
#1785El Sombrero De Lopez1
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#777Galapagosian Cuisses1
#787Garter of the Turtle Poacher1
#1026Glass Balls of the Goblin King2
#441Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer1
#1440Green Clover of Justice1
#1147Heimandatz's heart1
#1674Iron Beta of Industry1
#880Jocko Homo's head2
#629Knob Goblin lunchbox1
#471Krakrox's Loincloth2
#815La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez1
#778Lederhosen of the Night1
#2017Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet8
#726Newman's Own Trousers1
#1574Nickel Gamma of Frugality1
#1269Orange Star of Sacrifice1
#814Pink Heart of Spirit1
#701SPF 451 lip balm2
#1074Safari Jack's moustache1
#1610Scalp of Gorgolok2
#1038The Mariachi's guitar case1
#96Ultrasoldier Serum14
#600Volartta's bellbottoms2
#1119Yakisoba's hat1
#1612Yellow Moon of Compassion1
#1568adorable seal larva1
#4170badass belt8
#753bag of lard1
#44bewitching boots1
#35bitter bowtie1
#303blue paisley oyster egg11
#565bottle of Mystic Shell1
#2729bottle of goofballs6
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#42brazen bracelet1
#584commemorative war stein8
#669corrupted data3
#201cube of billiard chalk1
#329depleted uranium seal figurine2
#582distilled fortified wine3
#1096drywall axe7
#321dwarvish magazine3
#2499easter egg balloon7
#777empty agua de vida bottle87
#26evil-ass club1
#995facsimile dictionary7
#507fake blood2
#692[2426]fire flower1
#496foam noodle1
#123fustulent seal grulch3
#695gearbox necklace1
#1079giant discarded bottlecap3
#1921giant discarded plastic fork2
#965giant discarded torn-up glove3
#1269giant pinky ring8
#5338grue egg1
#120gun cleaning kit1
#2933handful of confetti8
#805heart of the volcano7
#24hot-ass club1
#577inflatable duck1
#739kneecapping stick13
#201leather bookmark1
#25liver popsicle52
#1371lucky rabbit's foot3
#49mirrored aviator shades1
#36molten medallion1
#47monstrous monocle1
#37musty moccasins1
#600mysterious silver lapel pin1
#20nasty-ass club1
#1848obsidian dagger6
#418old sweatpants179
#435orange peel hat1
#1890oyster basket1
#1040pail6
#807party hat1
#469pat-a-cake pendant2
#118pig-iron bracers2
#125pig-iron helm2
#125pig-iron shinguards2
#1077really dense meat stack4
#1842red plastic oyster egg2
#2205red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1298rib of the Bonerdagon1
#787sawblade shield2
#620silver shrimp fork2
#167sizzling seal fat1
#176slime convention coupons1
#183slime convention flyers1
#146slime convention pin1
#189slime convention t-shirt1
#2032solid gold bowling ball3
#666spark plug earring1
#2132spectre scepter8
#1398spooky bicycle chain1
#970spooky cosmetics bag2
#988squirming egg sac1
#143tainted seal's blood2
#391tasty tart3
#535teeny-tiny magic scroll1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#3932tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3114tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#3121tiny plastic Felonia1
#3829tiny plastic G Imp1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3874tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#3909tiny plastic Hellion1
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3957tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3910tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3894tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3891tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#3062tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#3926tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#3856tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3979tiny plastic astronomer1
#8249tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#3963tiny plastic beanbat1
#3923tiny plastic blooper1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3907tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3910tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#3876tiny plastic drunk goat1
#3843tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#3859tiny plastic goth giant1
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#3890tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#3837tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3891tiny plastic scary clown1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3936tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#3861tiny plastic taco cat1
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#3841tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#3872tiny plastic warwelf1
#3850tiny plastic whitesnake1
#1221towel4
#442tube sock1
#1544unusual disco ball1
#1821vertebra of the Bonerdagon1
#474water wings1
#118wholeberd1
#91willowy bonnet1
#698woven baling wire bracelets1
#844wrench bracelet2
#2818yellow plastic oyster egg1
#157yellow polka-dot oyster egg13

Wow, that's 709 items total!

what items are this player missing?