| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #225 | Alice's Army Lanceman | 1 |
| #258 | Alice's Army Nurse | 1 |
| #257 | Alice's Army Wallman | 1 |
| #232 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #134 | Crimbeau de toilette | 1 |
| #673 | Crimbo Credit | 1 |
| #1366 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #531 | Crimbo salad | 1 |
| #53 | Crimbomega drive chain | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #471 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| #243 | Crimbot schematic: Big Wheel | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Bit Masher | 1 |
| #210 | Crimbot schematic: Candle Lighter | 1 |
| #224 | Crimbot schematic: Cold Shoulder | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Crab Core | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Cyclopean Torso | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Dynamo Head | 1 |
| #246 | Crimbot schematic: Grease / Regular Gun | 1 |
| #259 | Crimbot schematic: Grease Gun | 1 |
| #211 | Crimbot schematic: Gun Legs | 1 |
| #205 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy Treads | 1 |
| #474 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #247 | Crimbot schematic: High-Speed Fan | 1 |
| #30 | Crimbot schematic: Lamp Filler | 1 |
| #219 | Crimbot schematic: Maxi-Mag Lite | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #244 | Crimbot schematic: Mobile Girder | 1 |
| #218 | Crimbot schematic: Nerding Module | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| #245 | Crimbot schematic: Power Stapler | 1 |
| #216 | Crimbot schematic: Really Big Head | 1 |
| #374 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #366 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #253 | Crimbot schematic: Sim-Simian Feet | 1 |
| #23 | Crimbot schematic: Swiss Arm | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #63 | Frown Exerciser | 1 |
| #446 | Fudge Fiber Armor Plating | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #87 | Inner Strength | 4 |
| #165 | Inner Truth | 3 |
| #170 | Inner Wisdom | 3 |
| #232 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #204 | Roo trading card | 1 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #153 | Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #739 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 3 |
| #728 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 3 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #90 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 2 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #208 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #651 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 6 |
| #831 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #741 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 9 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #252 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 2 |
| #268 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #123 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 9 |
| #955 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 5 |
| #228 | Woldo trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #125 | augmented-reality shades | 1 |
| #412 | bark rootbeer | 1 |
| #698 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #518 | blind-packed capsule toy | 1 |
| #217 | blob of Alphredo™ | 1 |
| #72 | brainwave-controlled unicorn horn | 1 |
| #397 | bread line | 1 |
| #208 | brilliant oyster egg | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #714 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #669 | candied bolts | 1 |
| #666 | candied nuts | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #66 | cheap sunglasses | 12 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #108 | cheerful Crimbo sweater | 1 |
| #87 | cheerful antler hat | 1 |
| #86 | cheerful pajama pants | 1 |
| #299 | choco-Crimbot | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #283 | cold seal sweat | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| #566 | cookie cookie | 1 |
| #688 | crystalline cheer | 1 |
| #40 | crystalline seal eye | 1 |
| #314 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| #279 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 1 |
| #280 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 1 |
| #285 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 1 |
| #261 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 1 |
| #276 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 1 |
| #272 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 1 |
| #284 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 1 |
| #274 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 1 |
| #278 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 1 |
| #344 | discocktail | 1 |
| #663 | easter egg balloon | 37 |
| #271 | eldritch effluvium | 24 |
| #162 | eldritch ichor | 1 |
| #73 | eldritch rub | 1 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #4 | eldritch tincture (depleted) | 1 |
| #548 | electrical thingamabob | 1 |
| #295 | executive mime flask | 1 |
| #83 | expensive camera | 60 |
| #129 | fitness wristband | 1 |
| #336 | flask of tainted mining oil | 1 |
| #151 | foetid seal tear | 41 |
| #121 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 4 |
| #806 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| #170 | gleaming oyster egg | 2 |
| #224 | glistening oyster egg | 1 |
| #171 | green rocket | 1 |
| #51 | half double fruitcake | 1 |
| 🥇 | hand-knitted Crimbo socks | 1 |
| #100 | handful of crafty noodles | 5 |
| #361 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #312 | hushed puppy | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #569 | java cookie | 1 |
| #198 | lustrous oyster egg | 1 |
| #212 | magnificent oyster egg | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #152 | mime army superserum | 1 |
| #205 | mime army wine | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| #327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #289 | nega-mushroom | 1 |
| #57 | nega-mushroom wine | 1 |
| #375 | negative lump | 1 |
| #41 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #147 | oldcake | 3 |
| #134 | overloaded micro-reactor | 9 |
| #241 | pearlescent oyster egg | 1 |
| #471 | peppermint tailings | 1 |
| #398 | perl necklace | 1 |
| #147 | petit 4.1 | 5 |
| #190 | petit fortran | 4 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #529 | plastic ingot | 1 |
| #852 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #991 | pretty flower | 22 |
| #89 | primitive candy cane | 4 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #164 | red ale | 5 |
| #29 | red armband | 1 |
| #231 | ruby on canes | 3 |
| #121 | runny fermented egg | 3 |
| #211 | scintillating oyster egg | 1 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #138 | smart watch | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #135 | sparking robo-battery | 13 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #192 | spirit blanket | 1 |
| #258 | spirit gum | 1 |
| #198 | spirit mattress | 1 |
| #189 | spirit pillow | 1 |
| #182 | spirit sheet | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #310 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #48 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 10 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #219 | stale cheer wine | 1 |
| #251 | stylish swimsuit | 1 |
| #900 | sweet mochi ball | 1 |
| #684 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #143 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 3 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #600 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #632 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #934 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #946 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #591 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #941 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #592 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #952 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #568 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #566 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1160 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #61 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1139 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #772 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #110 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1361 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #58 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #55 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot mega face | 1 |
| #67 | toy Crimbot power glove | 1 |
| #64 | toy Crimbot rocket legs | 1 |
| #62 | toy Crimbot super fist | 1 |
| #89 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 10 |
| #268 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #292 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #6 | warbear ceremonial party pants | 1 |
| #16 | warbear dress greaves | 1 |
| #306 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #5 | warbear electric warscarf | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #188 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #8 | warbear fancy fedora | 1 |
| #5 | warbear feathered fedora | 2 |
| #210 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #11 | warbear goggles | 1 |
| #164 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #383 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #339 | warbear helm fragment | 1 |
| #7 | warbear high festival pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | warbear hoverbelt | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #9 | warbear long johns | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #6 | warbear nuclear bowtie | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #8 | warbear party pants | 1 |
| #9 | warbear plain fedora | 1 |
| #9 | warbear polarized goggles | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #419 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #10 | warbear snowblindness goggles | 1 |
| #297 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #344 | warbear trouser fragment | 1 |