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| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #212 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1337 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1132 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #4 | Newark | 1,018 |
| #520 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #6 | Simepore slime | 118 |
| #203 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 3 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 6 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #538 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #1138 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #14 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #897 | awful poetry journal | 42 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #91 | batskin belt | 16 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #142 | booze-soaked cherry | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #246 | clown skin | 30 |
| #25 | corked genie bottle | 2 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #8 | eighth plague | 113 |
| #325 | figurine of a charred seal | 10 |
| #422 | figurine of a cold seal | 13 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #445 | figurine of a slippery seal | 3 |
| #332 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #258 | ghost of a necklace | 15 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #1225 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #480 | gold wedding ring | 8 |
| #1073 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #368 | hellseal claw | 54 |
| #123 | loadstone | 8 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #601 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #58 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #65 | meteorthopedic shoes | 3 |
| #19 | moreltini | 42 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1091 | old sweatpants | 34 |
| #384 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #977 | procrastination potion | 5 |
| #314 | seal-blubber candle | 7 |
| #48 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #124 | short deposition | 6 |
| #94 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 17 |
| #1549 | spectre scepter | 16 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #791 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1496 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
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| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #658 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #200 | water pipe bomb | 364 |
| #316 | wussiness potion | 47 |
| #1349 | yellow snowcone | 11 |