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| #531 | BURT | 13 |
| #2708 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 3 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #214 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 1 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1338 | Drowsy Sword | 8 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1468 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #508 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #519 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #1136 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 22 |
| #4 | Newark | 1,018 |
| #528 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1610 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #193 | Shield of Icy Fate | 1 |
| #7 | Simepore slime | 118 |
| #204 | Tears of the Quiet Healer | 3 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #248 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 6 |
| #989 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #665 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #538 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 6 |
| #1149 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #13 | aerogel ascot | 1 |
| #13 | aerogel attache case | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #896 | awful poetry journal | 42 |
| #5938 | badass belt | 3 |
| #94 | batskin belt | 16 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #141 | booze-soaked cherry | 3 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #246 | clown skin | 30 |
| #22 | corked genie bottle | 2 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #9 | eighth plague | 113 |
| #322 | figurine of a charred seal | 10 |
| #423 | figurine of a cold seal | 13 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #444 | figurine of a slippery seal | 3 |
| #333 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 2 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #688 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #260 | ghost of a necklace | 15 |
| #320 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #1226 | gingerbread bugbear | 15 |
| #484 | gold wedding ring | 8 |
| #1083 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #369 | hellseal claw | 54 |
| #125 | loadstone | 8 |
| #1423 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #613 | magical pony: Pearjack | 1 |
| #60 | meteortarboard | 1 |
| #64 | meteorthopedic shoes | 3 |
| #19 | moreltini | 42 |
| #2263 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #1097 | old sweatpants | 34 |
| #391 | ornate picture frame | 1 |
| #977 | procrastination potion | 5 |
| #314 | seal-blubber candle | 7 |
| #49 | shooting morning star | 1 |
| #126 | short deposition | 6 |
| #100 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 17 |
| #1557 | spectre scepter | 16 |
| #1333 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #796 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Captain Kerkard | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #792 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #778 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #2767 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1502 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 3 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #4884 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1009 | tofurkey leg | 8 |
| #23 | topiary necktie | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #968 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #664 | unusual disco ball | 4 |
| #202 | water pipe bomb | 364 |
| #318 | wussiness potion | 47 |
| #1345 | yellow snowcone | 11 |