| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #732 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 6 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #428 | Jack-in-the-box | 14 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #249 | Red Rover BB gun | 15 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #334 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 4 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1400 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 13 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1720 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1242 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #350 | anniversary gift box | 8 |
| #287 | bejeweled cufflinks | 15 |
| #795 | club necklace | 9 |
| #251 | designer handbag | 11 |
| #697 | diamond necklace | 10 |
| #225 | fancy opera glasses | 19 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #394 | garish pinky ring | 11 |
| #478 | giant designer sunglasses | 8 |
| #694 | handful of confetti | 59 |
| #926 | heart necklace | 8 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #199 | peanut brittle shield | 17 |
| #1060 | personalized birthday cake | 1 |
| #873 | personalized coffee mug | 6 |
| #134 | red-and-green sweater | 22 |
| #984 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1107 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 7 |
| #975 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #784 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #553 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 80 |
| #1119 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 43 |
| #1501 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 34 |
| #666 | stuffed Meat | 71 |
| #1114 | stuffed angry cow | 45 |
| #1086 | stuffed astral badger | 47 |
| #1168 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 44 |
| #1112 | stuffed cocoabo | 43 |
| #401 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 18 |
| #1821 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1827 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1753 | stuffed hand turkey | 30 |
| #999 | stuffed key | 45 |
| #323 | stuffed martini | 30 |
| #1264 | stuffed mind flayer | 41 |
| #565 | stuffed mink | 83 |
| #516 | stuffed monocle | 92 |
| #1183 | stuffed scary death orb | 43 |
| #1388 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 37 |
| #1569 | stuffed snowy owl | 32 |
| #1087 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 47 |
| #1182 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 42 |
| #556 | stuffed teddy butler | 85 |
| #496 | stuffed tin of caviar | 92 |
| #796 | stuffed treasure chest | 65 |
| #1322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 39 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #511 | tiny plastic Bugbear Captain | 2 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #6213 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #3950 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 4 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 4 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #6158 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #53 | tiny plastic wild beaver | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #254 | unusual disco ball | 9 |