| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #777 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 3 |
| #1133 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #437 | Atomic Comic | 1 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #29 | Brain Food Pastaco | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #281 | Codex of Capsaicin Conjuration | 1 |
| #399 | Cookbook of the Damned | 1 |
| #1041 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #426 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Mathematical Precision (dirty) | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #677 | Crimbuck | 1,387 |
| #129 | Discount Telescope Warehouse gift certificate | 2 |
| #18 | Drunk Uncles holo-record | 1 |
| #12 | EMD holo-record | 1 |
| #27 | El Vibrato translator | 1 |
| #20 | Ellsbury's journal | 3 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| #277 | Gazpacho's Glacial Grimoire | 1 |
| #944 | Goodfella contract | 2 |
| #601 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 1 |
| 🥇 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 2 |
| 🥈 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 2 |
| #30 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 2,123 |
| #62 | LOLmec statuette | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #17 | Lucky Strikes holo-record | 1 |
| #258 | Mariner's Friend cough drops | 1 |
| #30 | Martialest Arts trophy | 2 |
| #848 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #22 | Mer-kin darkbook | 4 |
| #22 | My First Art of War | 40 |
| #472 | Necrotelicomnicon | 1 |
| #368 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter I | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #382 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter III | 1 |
| #328 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter IV | 1 |
| #313 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter V | 1 |
| #319 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter VI | 1 |
| 🥇 | Pocket Meteor Guide (well-thumbed) | 1 |
| #19 | Power-Guy 2000 holo-record | 1 |
| #36 | Red Roger's reliquary | 31 |
| #6 | Royal scepter | 1 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #18 | Shrieking Weasel holo-record | 1 |
| #471 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #492 | Skully's hot chocolate | 1 |
| #24 | Spellbook: Singer's Faithful Ocelot | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #945 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #17 | Superdrifter holo-record | 1 |
| #4 | Tales of Dread | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #72 | The Author's inkwell | 3 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| #853 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #302 | The Necbronomicon | 1 |
| #58 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #16 | The Pigs holo-record | 1 |
| #102 | The Snitch's Manifesto | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Giving (used) | 1 |
| #98 | The Thorax's Codex of Tormenting Plants | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #29 | ammonite fossil | 200 |
| #737 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #626 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #573 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #61 | bag of random words | 5 |
| #25 | belemnite fossil | 200 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #137 | blue tulip | 1 |
| #191 | bottled day | 1 |
| #463 | box of sunshine | 754 |
| #241 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #136 | brain preservation fluid | 1 |
| #247 | brainy skull | 1 |
| #857 | candy brain | 1 |
| 🥈 | cheap toaster | 297 |
| #591 | chopsticks | 3 |
| #26 | classy monkey | 43 |
| #505 | corrupted data | 13 |
| #29 | corrupted stardust | 1 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #513 | crystalline cheer | 4 |
| #56 | cup of infinite pencils | 19 |
| #272 | decent brain | 1 |
| #819 | disembodied brain | 1 |
| #787 | disintegrating quill pen | 1 |
| #438 | displaced fish | 6 |
| #11 | dropped scrap of paper | 12 |
| #1117 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #151 | facehugging alien | 5 |
| #6 | facsimile dictionary | 348 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #227 | fossilized demon skull | 2 |
| #767 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #408 | fossilized spike | 9 |
| #563 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #636 | fossilized torso | 3 |
| #578 | fossilized wing | 3 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #64 | gingerbread bugbear | 439 |
| #524 | gingerbread horror | 11 |
| #2417 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 2 |
| #172 | gingerbread robot | 5 |
| #340 | good brain | 1 |
| #48 | government requisition form | 70 |
| #105 | grim fairy tale | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #44 | gummi canary | 13 |
| #12 | gummi salamander | 172 |
| #54 | gummi snake | 15 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| 🥇 | hare pin | 1 |
| #76 | heavy leather-bound tome | 3 |
| #112 | hideous egg | 22 |
| #250 | intriguing puzzle box | 2 |
| #129 | jazz soap | 190 |
| #499 | kickback cookbook | 1 |
| #456 | leaflet | 1 |
| #31 | leather bookmark | 121 |
| #202 | library card | 2 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #89 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 2 |
| #54 | lucky lighter | 1 |
| #50 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 125 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #6 | memory of a C | 418 |
| #6 | memory of a G | 468 |
| 🥉 | memory of a T | 515 |
| 🥉 | memory of an A | 460 |
| #16 | memory of some delicious amino acids | 421 |
| #44 | mole skin notebook | 4 |
| 🥇 | mumming trunk | 1 |
| #354 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 13 |
| #125 | obnoxious riddle | 3 |
| #2847 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #807 | party hat | 1 |
| #1465 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #100 | pentacorn hat | 1 |
| #788 | petit 4.1 | 1 |
| #124 | philosopher's scone | 20 |
| #121 | pirate brochure | 1 |
| #150 | pirate pamphlet | 1 |
| #420 | plastic passion fruit | 3 |
| #1143 | plot hole | 4 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #126 | purple prose pen | 1 |
| #81 | question juice | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #123 | recording of Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #109 | recording of Donho's Bubbly Ballad | 3 |
| #112 | red tulip | 1 |
| #216 | rose | 3 |
| #3637 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| 🥈 | secret from the future | 335 |
| #264 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| 🥇 | silver cow creamer | 1 |
| #66 | silver salt-shaker | 3 |
| #213 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #41 | soul coin | 1 |
| #113 | soul doorbell | 3 |
| #189 | spiritual gingerbread | 2 |
| #787 | strange shiny disc | 2 |
| #3750 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 11 |
| #209 | stuffed cocoabo | 149 |
| #1874 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #200 | stuffed dodo | 1 |
| #176 | stuffed snowy owl | 173 |
| #149 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 195 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #282 | that gum you like | 1 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #1323 | theoretical string | 2 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #68 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 2 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic four-shadowed mime | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #34 | towel | 207 |
| #31 | trilobite fossil | 200 |
| #384 | tropical orchid | 4 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| 🥉 | very overdue library book | 382 |
| #47 | votive candle | 10 |
| #114 | white page | 1 |
| #126 | white tulip | 1 |