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| #349 | Ye Olde Navy Fleece | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
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| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
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| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
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| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
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| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
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| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
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