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| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4297 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #209 | Bjorn's Hammer | 2 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1169 | Bonerdagon necklace | 7 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #338 | Crimboween memo | 27 |
| #1741 | Crown of the Goblin King | 11 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #950 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #1441 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #521 | Knob sausage | 3 |
| 🥇 | KoL Con 3-D Glasses | 1 |
| 🥉 | KoL Con IV Pole | 1 |
| #228 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #1985 | MagiMechTech NanoMechaMech | 1 |
| #694 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1573 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1139 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 3 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #694 | Tuesday's ruby | 1 |
| #249 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #2405 | Valentine | 1 |
| #527 | Valentine's Day cake | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1006 | acoustic guitarrr | 1 |
| #1251 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 5 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #538 | arrow'd heart balloon | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #2858 | badass belt | 16 |
| #246 | ball-in-a-cup | 1 |
| #663 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #328 | black forest ham | 5 |
| #680 | bottle of pirate juice | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #7453 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #70 | brain-meltingly-hot chicken wings | 59 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1206 | can of Binarrrca | 5 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #693 | candy cane | 52 |
| #552 | candy stake | 11 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #531 | delicious salad | 97 |
| #327 | displaced fish | 11 |
| #395 | double daisy | 1 |
| #631 | eggnog | 28 |
| #549 | evil googly eye | 8 |
| #191 | evil teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| #313 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 16 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #759 | fancy dress ball | 14 |
| #1763 | fire | 1 |
| #19 | frat brats | 52 |
| #377 | fruitcake | 58 |
| #2535 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #536 | gingerbread bugbear | 44 |
| #325 | gingerbread horror | 16 |
| #1800 | golden ring | 39 |
| #2479 | grue egg | 8 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #593 | hot wing | 57 |
| #1370 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #737 | laser-broiled pear | 12 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1347 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #199 | menorette | 1 |
| #487 | miniature stuffed Goth Giant | 1 |
| #2525 | nanite-infested candy cane | 3 |
| #1928 | nanite-infested eggnog | 3 |
| #1963 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 3 |
| #2715 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #724 | orange and black Crimboween candy | 2 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #1430 | [2108]rock | 1 |
| #1775 | rogue swarmer | 33 |
| #3636 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1671 | sawblade fragment | 33 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #438 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 4 |
| #1831 | solid gold bowling ball | 4 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2624 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #529 | spooky felt | 17 |
| #598 | spooky length of string | 17 |
| #1002 | spooky shrunken head | 2 |
| #1219 | spooky stick | 1 |
| #1157 | spooky stuffing | 3 |
| #1321 | spooky toy wheel | 2 |
| #952 | spooky wooden block | 6 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #269 | teddy bear sewing kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #110 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 269 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #4010 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 4 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2807 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #599 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 3 |
| #2526 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #1868 | toy crazy train | 2 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #1525 | toy ray gun | 3 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #1887 | tree-eating kite | 7 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #1833 | unstable laser battery | 29 |
| #1409 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 4 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #2081 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 6 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #1042 | wreath-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |