| #72 | Boxing Day Pass | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #758 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #345 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 23 |
| #73 | Meteorite-Ade | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #839 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #890 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #750 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #985 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #999 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #579 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #918 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1009 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #952 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #962 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #66 | Stooper | 1 |
| #358 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| #62 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #230 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 2 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #409 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #835 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #351 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #988 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #253 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #96 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #251 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #313 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #522 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #175 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #331 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #446 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #224 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #439 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #88 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 1 |
| #706 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #128 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #110 | Thwaitgold wolf spider statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #378 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #43 | beer-scented teddy bear | 34 |
| #83 | bottle of norwhiskey | 1 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #248 | bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #89 | comfy pillow | 7 |
| #115 | decanter of fine Scotch | 2 |
| #92 | executive mime flask | 13 |
| #207 | friendly cheez blob | 10 |
| #202 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #37 | glass of bourbon | 18 |
| #88 | hunk of granite | 36 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #177 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #767 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #300 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #80 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #1728 | roll of toilet paper | 9 |
| #2414 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #113 | shovelful of dirt | 24 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #268 | stray chihuahua | 10 |
| #1417 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1159 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1327 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1155 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #814 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1355 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #215 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #771 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1339 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #238 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1366 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1129 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1342 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1337 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1137 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1120 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #869 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #131 | very overdue library book | 4 |