| #71 | Boxing Day Pass | 1 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| #753 | Heimandatz's heart | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #344 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 23 |
| #72 | Meteorite-Ade | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #64 | Stooper | 1 |
| #353 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 5 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 2 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #336 | Thwaitgold buzzy beetle statuette | 1 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #105 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 2 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 1 |
| #509 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 2 |
| #160 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 1 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #432 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #369 | adorable seal larva | 7 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #43 | beer-scented teddy bear | 34 |
| #85 | bottle of norwhiskey | 1 |
| #383 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #245 | bowling ball | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #90 | comfy pillow | 7 |
| #113 | decanter of fine Scotch | 2 |
| #91 | executive mime flask | 13 |
| #241 | friendly cheez blob | 9 |
| #201 | gamma nog | 1 |
| #37 | glass of bourbon | 18 |
| #88 | hunk of granite | 36 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #178 | liquid SONAR | 2 |
| #763 | macaroni duck | 3 |
| #227 | mime army rations | 1 |
| #299 | primitive candy cane | 1 |
| #78 | really nice lump of coal | 1 |
| #56 | red coin | 1 |
| #1727 | roll of toilet paper | 9 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #112 | shovelful of dirt | 24 |
| #1541 | solid gold bowling ball | 6 |
| #305 | stray chihuahua | 9 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1347 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 2 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #1333 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |
| #131 | very overdue library book | 4 |