| #114 | 4-dimensional fez | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #87 | Ancient Protector Soda | 7 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #680 | BGE merchandise order form | 4 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #322 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 8 |
| #108 | Blood Light | 36 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #250 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 2 |
| #396 | CRIMBCO mug | 33 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #423 | CRIMBCO wine | 18 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #80 | Charity's choker | 2 |
| #268 | Crimbot battery | 1 |
| #2109 | Crimbuck | 28 |
| #434 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 14 |
| #325 | Ecto-Cooler | 3 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #365 | FDKOL hotcakes | 7 |
| #126 | Fudgie Roll | 2 |
| #541 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #226 | Inner Strength | 2 |
| #24 | Inner Truth | 8 |
| #191 | Knob stroganoff | 1 |
| #225 | Massive Manual of Marauder Mockery | 1 |
| #22 | Morlock's Mark Bourbon | 12 |
| #31 | Mountain Stream Code Black Alert | 50 |
| #566 | NPZR chemistry set | 2 |
| #71 | Ogres and Oubliettes™ module | 9 |
| #90 | PB&BP | 1 |
| #97 | Roman sadnals | 3 |
| #196 | Rompedores de Fantasmas | 4 |
| #57 | Skully's hot chocolate | 2 |
| #114 | Twelve Night Energy | 2 |
| #55 | UV monocular | 3 |
| #221 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 3 |
| #149 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 94 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #106 | alien drugs | 26 |
| #90 | alien force field disruptor bean | 8 |
| #124 | ammonite candy mold | 1 |
| #232 | ammonite fossil | 22 |
| #23 | angry inch | 41 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #928 | antique record album | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #17 | balsa plank | 75 |
| #24 | banana supersucker | 55 |
| #602 | bananagate | 7 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #78 | banjo kazoo mount | 2 |
| #447 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #76 | belemnite candy mold | 2 |
| #176 | belemnite fossil | 30 |
| #39 | birdbone corset | 9 |
| #185 | blank fudge mold | 2 |
| #117 | blob of Alphredo™ | 4 |
| #28 | blob of wood glue | 30 |
| #77 | blue grass | 22 |
| #129 | bottle of bubbles | 98 |
| #19 | bottle of fire | 1,880 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #141 | breakfast miracle | 1 |
| #296 | bubble-wrap simulator | 1 |
| #12 | bubble-wrap simulator (one button left) | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #255 | cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #279 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #435 | candied bolts | 4 |
| #128 | candied nuts | 7 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #102 | cheap cigar butt | 37 |
| #37 | chlorine crystal | 16 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #157 | club sandwich | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #72 | communal gobstopper | 7 |
| #145 | corned-beef Reuben | 19 |
| #243 | crappy brain | 2 |
| #73 | crate of firebombs | 8 |
| #66 | daub-breaker | 3 |
| #158 | decent brain | 30 |
| #809 | dill | 38 |
| #94 | disco horoscope (Aquarius) | 15 |
| #105 | disco horoscope (Aries) | 12 |
| #57 | disco horoscope (Cancer) | 25 |
| #84 | disco horoscope (Capricorn) | 18 |
| #72 | disco horoscope (Gemini) | 18 |
| #93 | disco horoscope (Leo) | 15 |
| #68 | disco horoscope (Libra) | 21 |
| #118 | disco horoscope (Pisces) | 11 |
| #92 | disco horoscope (Sagittarius) | 15 |
| #91 | disco horoscope (Scorpio) | 15 |
| #84 | disco horoscope (Taurus) | 16 |
| #109 | disco horoscope (Virgo) | 11 |
| #69 | discocktail | 121 |
| #45 | eraser nubbin | 14 |
| #95 | expensive cigar | 2 |
| #264 | festive sausage | 9 |
| #158 | fiery wing | 47 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #214 | fossilized baboon skull | 3 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #446 | fossilized limb | 16 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #307 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #481 | fossilized spike | 7 |
| #469 | fossilized spine | 2 |
| #402 | fossilized torso | 10 |
| #481 | fossilized wing | 5 |
| #64 | fountain 'soda' | 6 |
| #71 | freezer-burned frost-bitten tortellini | 7 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #65 | fudge cube | 5 |
| #664 | fudge lily | 3 |
| #107 | fudge spork | 3 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #220 | ghost trap | 6 |
| #302 | ghostly body paint | 13 |
| #32 | giant green gummi ingot | 37 |
| #134 | giant red gummi bear | 1 |
| #130 | giant yellow gummi bear | 1 |
| #110 | gingerbread robot | 6 |
| #198 | glass of bourbon | 1 |
| #246 | good brain | 51 |
| #135 | government cheese | 24 |
| #97 | government-issued night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #134 | green gummi ingot | 253 |
| #150 | handful of crafty noodles | 3 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #304 | hemp candy necklace | 3 |
| #439 | hideous egg | 5 |
| #226 | holiday cheese log | 9 |
| #19 | illegal firecracker | 77 |
| #88 | jagged scrap metal | 7 |
| #20 | jigsaw blade | 48 |
| #719 | kumquartz | 4 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #34 | kumquat supersucker | 47 |
| #502 | licorice root | 4 |
| #29 | lime supersucker | 48 |
| #39 | lump of clay | 11 |
| #191 | mesh cap | 17 |
| #13 | mysterious chemical residue | 79 |
| #63 | nugget of sodium | 2 |
| #676 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #103 | pair of government shades | 6 |
| #57 | pair of pearidot earrings | 2 |
| #20 | pear supersucker | 43 |
| #814 | pearidot | 2 |
| #613 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #8 | ph balancer | 94 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #28 | pickelhaube | 26 |
| #468 | plastic ingot | 2 |
| #321 | possessed top | 17 |
| #436 | powdered candy sushi set | 4 |
| #103 | quantum nanopolymer spider web | 2 |
| #28 | red armband | 1 |
| #101 | red gummi ingot | 326 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| #65 | ridiculous sunglasses | 1 |
| #79 | rotten tomato | 1 |
| #62 | seegar butt | 6 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #75 | single swig of vodka | 2 |
| #26 | slide rule | 25 |
| #436 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #489 | soy cordial | 1 |
| #40 | spirit bed | 2 |
| #76 | spirit blanket | 6 |
| #64 | spirit gum | 84 |
| #74 | spirit mattress | 6 |
| #101 | spirit pillow | 4 |
| #44 | spirit sheet | 9 |
| #311 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #170 | spoonful of Linguine-Os | 2 |
| #204 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #106 | stapler bear | 1 |
| #69 | stepmom's booze | 8 |
| #18 | strawberry supersucker | 55 |
| #625 | strawberyl | 6 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #317 | sucker scaffold | 32 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #33 | surgical tape | 60 |
| #502 | sweet mochi ball | 8 |
| #432 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 2 |
| #72 | tangled mass of creepy pasta | 7 |
| #383 | targeting chip | 1 |
| #35 | tempura radish | 2 |
| #83 | throwing bone | 13 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic Abuela Crimbo | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #1145 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1151 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #59 | tiny plastic Café Elf | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #800 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1309 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1135 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #764 | tiny plastic Rene C. Corman | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #65 | tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #1113 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #105 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #1350 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1353 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1340 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #1320 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1336 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime executive | 1 |
| #71 | tiny plastic mime functionary | 1 |
| #72 | tiny plastic mime scientist | 1 |
| #74 | tiny plastic mime soldier | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1326 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #56 | tiny plastic orphan | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1132 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #57 | tiny plastic reindeer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1110 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #705 | tourmalime | 4 |
| #46 | tourmalime tourniquet | 2 |
| #428 | traditional Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1783 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #84 | trilobite candy mold | 2 |
| #245 | trilobite fossil | 19 |
| #38 | twisted piece of wire | 15 |
| #32 | twisted-up wet towel | 24 |
| #106 | warbear badge | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #252 | warbear bearserker potion | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #125 | warbear metalworking primer | 9 |
| #217 | warbear officer requisition box | 1 |
| #382 | warbear requisition box | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #65 | whisker pencil | 102 |
| #128 | wind-up meatcar | 93 |
| #24 | wood screw | 37 |
| #101 | yellow gummi ingot | 325 |