| #413 | BURT | 45 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #594 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 20 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #1919 | Bonerdagon necklace | 2 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1059 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 2 |
| #997 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #992 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 2 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #106 | Dust bunny | 19 |
| #768 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 3 |
| #988 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 2 |
| #724 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 3 |
| #888 | Green Clover of Justice | 2 |
| #115 | Groll doll | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #74 | L.I.M.P. Stock Certificate | 1,075 |
| #81 | LCD game: Burger Belt | 10 |
| #82 | LCD game: Food Eater | 8 |
| #68 | LCD game: Garbage River | 14 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #1215 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 20 |
| #576 | Loudmouth Larry Lamprey | 31 |
| #244 | Misty Cape | 5 |
| #232 | Misty Cloak | 5 |
| #210 | Misty Robe | 7 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #412 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 5 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #270 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 8 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #293 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 7 |
| #555 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 3 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #613 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #38 | Steam Card: Dungeon Fist (#3) | 5 |
| #41 | Steam Card: Meteoid (#3) | 7 |
| #55 | Steam Card: Space Trip (#2) | 3 |
| #6 | Third Eye | 1 |
| #286 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 2 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 2 |
| #169 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 2 |
| #750 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #143 | UV monocular | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
| #851 | adorable seal larva | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #2547 | badass belt | 19 |
| #2120 | barrrnacle | 1 |
| #253 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #694 | black helmet | 1 |
| #608 | black-and-blue light | 29 |
| #140 | blackberry galoshes | 1 |
| #226 | blackberry slippers | 1 |
| #144 | blue class ring | 28 |
| #612 | blue plasma ball | 29 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #57 | bugbear detector | 2 |
| #423 | bunny liver | 11 |
| #645 | cheap studded belt | 12 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
| #22 | crystal belt buckle | 1 |
| #350 | dull fish scale | 6 |
| #42 | eldritch scanner | 1 |
| #33 | fancy tin beer can | 5 |
| #683 | flavored foot massage oil | 10 |
| #627 | foam dart | 15 |
| #621 | friendly cheez blob | 4 |
| #497 | fuzzy busby | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #417 | fuzzy earmuffs | 3 |
| #493 | fuzzy montera | 2 |
| #325 | ghost of a necklace | 8 |
| #292 | ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #927 | giant discarded bottlecap | 4 |
| #151 | green clay bead | 83 |
| #4471 | grue egg | 2 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #416 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 3 |
| #283 | magical pony: Pearjack | 5 |
| #421 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 3 |
| #245 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 7 |
| #243 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 7 |
| #472 | magical pony: Uniquity | 2 |
| #144 | makeshift cape | 2 |
| #45 | makeshift turban | 3 |
| #508 | old sweatpants | 131 |
| #173 | ornate picture frame | 11 |
| #839 | personalized coffee mug | 10 |
| #137 | pink clay bead | 147 |
| #845 | potato sprout | 2 |
| #161 | purple clay bead | 28 |
| #108 | red class ring | 159 |
| #6 | saffron uttarasanga | 1 |
| #532 | shredded hellseal hide | 5 |
| #217 | sleeping snowy owl | 17 |
| #37 | slime convention coupons | 8 |
| #104 | slime convention flyers | 2 |
| #37 | slime convention pin | 6 |
| #108 | slime convention t-shirt | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1360 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #668 | stick-on eyebrow piercing | 10 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #738 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 2 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 70 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #242 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 4 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #179 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 5 |
| #71 | tiny plastic Professor What | 1 |
| #951 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 2 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #259 | tiny plastic golden gundam | 2 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #32 | topeé | 1 |
| #53 | topiary skunk | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #900 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #847 | useless powder | 70 |
| #564 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| #63 | wand of pigification | 15 |
| #111 | white class ring | 96 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |