| #191 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 10 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #1045 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #633 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #246 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 9 |
| #1727 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #698 | Frosty's frosty mug | 1 |
| #105 | Jack-in-the-box | 48 |
| #248 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 6 |
| #250 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #134 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 10 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #276 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 4 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #700 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #458 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 15 |
| #158 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 78 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1150 | adorable seal larva | 2 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #185 | baby cuddlefish | 1 |
| #241 | baby killer bee | 40 |
| #502 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #496 | balloon monkey | 3 |
| #555 | barrrnacle | 27 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #943 | bone chips | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #129 | bottle of Blank-Out | 127 |
| #495 | bottle of goofballs | 52 |
| #232 | broken carburetor | 1 |
| #2152 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 1 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #570 | cocoa egg | 13 |
| #653 | corrupted data | 4 |
| #176 | crumbling rat skull | 3 |
| #233 | cup of infinite pencils | 6 |
| #204 | designer handbag | 13 |
| #516 | duct tape | 66 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #686 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #4 | foam noodle | 4,204 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #329 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #768 | fossilized limb | 1 |
| #404 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #700 | fossilized spike | 1 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #711 | fossilized torso | 1 |
| #696 | fossilized wing | 1 |
| #371 | fossilized wyrm skull | 1 |
| #156 | frayed rope belt | 9 |
| #1033 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #501 | frigid mote | 1 |
| #4737 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #543 | grue egg | 48 |
| #867 | holiday cheese log | 1 |
| #29 | imitation crab zoea | 2 |
| #285 | lucky bottlecap | 5 |
| #1003 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #31 | packet of orchid seeds | 5 |
| #365 | panhandle panhandling hat | 3 |
| #74 | paranormal ricotta | 7 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #153 | pork elf goodies sack | 49 |
| #43 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #263 | pregnant mushroom | 1 |
| #131 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 8 |
| #112 | rusty piece of rebar | 4 |
| #235 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #151 | scintillating powder | 1 |
| #237 | shimmering tendrils | 3 |
| #72 | smoking talon | 1 |
| #28 | spooky pirate skeleton | 26 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #860 | squirming egg sac | 3 |
| #1332 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1782 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #26 | twitching trigger finger | 3 |
| #483 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #176 | vampire glitter | 2 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #19 | wine-soaked bone chips | 35 |