| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1323 | Ancient Saucehelm | 2 |
| #25 | Ass-Stompers of Violence | 1 |
| #209 | Belt of Howling Anger | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #909 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| #93 | Boots of Twilight Whispers | 5 |
| #24 | Brand of Violence | 1 |
| #85 | Cloak of Dire Shadows | 5 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #1450 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #1656 | Crown of the Goblin King | 12 |
| #2661 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1102 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #196 | Gauntlets of the Blood Moon | 1 |
| #208 | Greaves of the Murk Lord | 1 |
| #128 | Helm of the Scream Emperor | 3 |
| #894 | Iron Beta of Industry | 5 |
| #1036 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #20 | Jodhpurs of Violence | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #6 | Lens of Violence | 2 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #338 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 20 |
| #17 | Novelty Belt Buckle of Violence | 1 |
| #1270 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #8 | Pigsticker of Violence | 2 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #583 | Red Rover BB gun | 3 |
| #647 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #2542 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #90 | Shield of Icy Fate | 5 |
| #212 | Sword of Dark Omens | 1 |
| #69 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #85 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 | 1 |
| #80 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 | 1 |
| #79 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 | 1 |
| #66 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 | 1 |
| #81 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 | 1 |
| #76 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 | 1 |
| #218 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 16 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 3 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #40 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #227 | Wand of Nagamar | 26 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #930 | antique record album | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #3979 | box of sunshine | 14 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #873 | casino pass | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1811 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #29 | dropped scrap of paper | 11 |
| #159 | fat loot token | 24 |
| #983 | heart of the volcano | 5 |
| #176 | hushed puppy | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #645 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #327 | muffled muffuletta | 1 |
| #663 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #587 | radio button candy | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #623 | seal-clubbing club | 37 |
| #91 | shushed potatoes | 4 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #138 | silent B | 1 |
| #59 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #57 | silent E | 1 |
| #77 | silent F | 1 |
| #64 | silent G | 1 |
| #135 | silent H | 1 |
| #203 | silent I | 1 |
| #173 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #150 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #69 | silent N | 1 |
| #242 | silent O | 1 |
| #212 | silent P | 1 |
| #87 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #69 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #64 | silent U | 1 |
| #75 | silent V | 1 |
| #123 | silent W | 1 |
| #186 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #121 | silent Z | 1 |
| #782 | solid gold bowling ball | 19 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1281 | stainless steel scarf | 2 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #706 | stainless steel skullcap | 5 |
| #455 | stainless steel slacks | 8 |
| #618 | stainless steel solitaire | 5 |
| #1105 | stainless steel suspenders | 3 |
| #1367 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 27 |
| #6294 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 4 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #1501 | stuffed Meat | 24 |
| #6982 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7832 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #591 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 11 |
| #6373 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 4 |
| #7026 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #2005 | stuffed key | 8 |
| #648 | stuffed martini | 12 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1338 | stuffed mink | 29 |
| #1440 | stuffed monocle | 26 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6909 | stuffed snowy owl | 3 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7774 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #1496 | stuffed teddy butler | 24 |
| #1351 | stuffed tin of caviar | 29 |
| #2409 | stuffed treasure chest | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #1126 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #518 | twinkly wad | 113 |
| #503 | yellow candy heart | 50 |