| #859 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 2 |
| #7 | BURT | 1,498 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #685 | CRIMBCO scrip | 195 |
| #60 | Crimbo Credit | 238 |
| #1746 | Crimbuck | 95 |
| #88 | Dreadsylvanian seed pod | 2 |
| #958 | FDKOL commendation | 2 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #13 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 1 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #31 | Kudzu salad | 1 |
| #363 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 71 |
| #37 | Mark V Steam-Hat | 15 |
| #60 | Microplushie: Bropane | 168 |
| #53 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 64 |
| #50 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 84 |
| #78 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 32 |
| #80 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 115 |
| #82 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 163 |
| #126 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 11 |
| #73 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 86 |
| #75 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 189 |
| #60 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 111 |
| #103 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 109 |
| 🥈 | Skipper's accordion | 1 |
| #70 | TΤ◊lisman of Baiø‡ | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| #285 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 13 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #113 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 7 |
| #415 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 1 |
| #1401 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 1 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #241 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 2 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1022 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 2 |
| #653 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1930 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #1241 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #26 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 13 |
| #40 | Wart Dinsey: An Afterlife | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #115 | antimatter wad | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #11 | blue class ring | 387 |
| #190 | bottled day | 1 |
| #59 | bowl of Tastee-Wheet™ | 2 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #41 | brain preservation fluid | 6 |
| #61 | breakfast miracle | 6 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #272 | dusty animal cranium | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #8 | elevenderizing hammer | 1 |
| #52 | eternal car battery | 3 |
| 🥈 | experimental carbon fiber pasta additive | 1 |
| #121 | fudge-shaped hole in space-time | 1 |
| #380 | ghost trap | 1 |
| #42 | green clay bead | 329 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #27 | jar of psychoses (Jick) | 4 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Captain of the Gourd) | 1 |
| #50 | jar of psychoses (The Crackpot Mystic) | 1 |
| #44 | jar of psychoses (The Meatsmith) | 1 |
| #47 | jar of psychoses (The Old Man) | 1 |
| #43 | jar of psychoses (The Pretentious Artist) | 1 |
| #48 | jar of psychoses (The Suspicious-Looking Guy) | 1 |
| 🥉 | loadstone | 1,147 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #10 | moustache sock | 22 |
| #32 | mutant fire ant egg | 1 |
| #104 | ninja carabiner | 1 |
| #682 | personalized birthday cake | 2 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #44 | pink clay bead | 601 |
| #42 | purple clay bead | 127 |
| #7 | red class ring | 1,566 |
| #272 | rose | 1 |
| 🥇 | seal medal | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #632 | spectre scepter | 52 |
| #72 | spirit bed | 1 |
| 🥈 | spirit bell | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #949 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #610 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #598 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 1 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #613 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #562 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #589 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #948 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #924 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #548 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #944 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #945 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbomega | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic Crimbot | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #171 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #107 | tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #191 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #16 | triple barreled barrel gun | 4 |
| #9 | white class ring | 977 |
| #123 | white tulip | 1 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |