zeropointburn

RankItemQuantity
#460"DRINK ME" potion10
#967A. W. O. L. commendation1
#239BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt4
#480BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt2
#76BGE pocket calendar8
#111BGE shotglass42
#235BGE temporary tattoo4
#144BGE tiny plastic toy7
#363CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)3
#263CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)3
#288CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)3
#244CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)3
#251CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)3
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1392CRIMBCO mug4
#1462CRIMBCO scrip10
#1644CRIMBCO wine2
#363CRIMBCOIDS mints7
#2141CRIMBCOLOAF2
#1003Corpse Island iced tea4
#404Crimbo Candy Cookbook13
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#221El Vibrato power sphere5
#26El Vibrato trapezoid1
#470Elmley shades1
#248Fudgie Roll1
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#384Tales of the Word Realms1
#124ammonite candy mold1
#1018ammonite fossil1
#251banana supersucker1
#968bananagate1
#821bejeweled cufflinks2
#123belemnite candy mold1
#977belemnite fossil1
#144big rock12
#702bindlestocking1
#137blank diary1
#301bone aperitif1
#210boulder10
#1100can of CRIMBCOLA4
#130can of depilatory cream1
#144can-you-dig-it?1
#240candy skeleton1
#394circular CRIMBCOOKIE4
#1633club necklace4
#1468corpse on the beach2
#1818corpsedriver1
#1221corpsetini3
#359designer handbag8
#1364diamond necklace5
#53eggman noodles4
#187fat bottom quark10
#686festive sausage2
#378fossilized baboon skull1
#329fossilized bat skull1
#405fossilized serpent skull1
#710fossilized torso1
#696fossilized wing1
#740frigid fudgepuck1
#380fudge bunny1
#843fudge lily1
#259fudge spork1
#1415fudgecule1
#136giant green gummi bear1
#173giant green gummi ingot1
#134giant red gummi bear1
#163giant red gummi ingot1
#132giant yellow gummi bear1
#168giant yellow gummi ingot1
#427gift-a-pult1
#241green drunki-bear1
#1010green gummi ingot1
#171gummi ammonite1
#165gummi belemnite1
#197gummi canary1
#201gummi salamander1
#241gummi snake1
#170gummi trilobite1
#1648heart necklace4
#867holiday cheese log1
#41jingle bell1
#897kumquartz1
#250kumquat supersucker1
#1751length of string1
#233lime supersucker1
#1081motivational poster2
#493paperclip80
#207pear supersucker1
#892pearidot1
#71pixel orb1
#845quantum taco1
#222red drunki-bear1
#994red gummi ingot1
#3637rubber WWBD? bracelet1
#877rubber WWJD? bracelet9
#2196rubber WWSPD? bracelet3
#3648rubber WWtNSD? bracelet1
#318six tiny wedges of goat cheese3
#1063slow jam collection2
#3320spade necklace1
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#225strawberry supersucker1
#918strawberyl1
#827stuffed Baron von Ratsworth54
#2203stuffed Cheshire bitten22
#2067stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech24
#1050stuffed Meat42
#1690stuffed angry cow30
#2099stuffed astral badger24
#2347stuffed baby gravy fairy22
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#1699stuffed cocoabo29
#1875stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#1967stuffed flaming gravy fairy26
#2294stuffed frozen gravy fairy22
#1636stuffed hand turkey32
#653stuffed key87
#1967stuffed martini1
#2145stuffed mind flayer24
#923stuffed mink50
#1048stuffed monocle43
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#1581stuffed scary death orb33
#1733stuffed sleazy gravy fairy30
#1669stuffed snowy owl30
#1951stuffed spooky gravy fairy26
#2166stuffed stinky gravy fairy23
#919stuffed teddy butler50
#963stuffed tin of caviar48
#589stuffed treasure chest99
#1840stuffed undead elbow macaroni28
#53sucker bucket3
#54sucker hakama3
#50sucker kabuto3
#670sucker scaffold3
#53sucker tachi3
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#1511tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth3
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#2810tiny plastic Black Knight2
#3177tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#3079tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#2788tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#2763tiny plastic Hellion2
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#2783tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl2
#2793tiny plastic Knott Yeti2
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#3905tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3066tiny plastic The Man1
#1741tiny plastic Trouser Snake4
#4543tiny plastic accordion thief1
#2857tiny plastic angry bugbear2
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#2138tiny plastic astronomer3
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#8127tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#2791tiny plastic beanbat2
#4480tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#8174tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#2146tiny plastic briefcase bat3
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#3177tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3936tiny plastic demoninja1
#4497tiny plastic disco bandit1
#2159tiny plastic drunk goat3
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#2202tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker3
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#8151tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8092tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#2164tiny plastic goth giant3
#8058tiny plastic grue1
#4598tiny plastic hermit1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#8068tiny plastic killer bee1
#6170tiny plastic leprechaun2
#6184tiny plastic levitating potato2
#2171tiny plastic lobsterfrogman3
#8111tiny plastic mosquito1
#3994tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4346tiny plastic pastamancer1
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#2796tiny plastic scary clown2
#4450tiny plastic seal clubber1
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8224tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#2193tiny plastic spooky vampire3
#8159tiny plastic stab bat1
#8136tiny plastic star starfish1
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#3860tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#1771tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni4
#2123tiny plastic warwelf3
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#909tourmalime1
#1782triangular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#139trilobite candy mold1
#923trilobite fossil1
#328unstable quark1
#566volcanic ash1
#586wang1
#202wumpus hair9
#229yellow drunki-bear1
#1013yellow gummi ingot1

Wow, that's 1,426 items total!

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