| #640 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #558 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 9 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #886 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #702 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #452 | Jack-in-the-box | 13 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #483 | Red Rover BB gun | 5 |
| #709 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #611 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #546 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| #668 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2993 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #907 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #2464 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #669 | duct tape | 42 |
| #585 | empty agua de vida bottle | 207 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #342 | fancy opera glasses | 12 |
| #152 | festive sausage | 18 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #831 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #700 | giant designer sunglasses | 4 |
| #1203 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #3467 | grue egg | 4 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #3379 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #143 | holiday cheese log | 17 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #142 | memory of a C | 9 |
| #201 | memory of a G | 5 |
| #232 | memory of a T | 4 |
| #166 | memory of an A | 7 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #342 | peanut brittle shield | 9 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #223 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #206 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #3317 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2224 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #2294 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #5197 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #176 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #7813 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2220 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #5246 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #4917 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4323 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5637 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1315 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #5799 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6338 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5282 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #1862 | stuffed key | 10 |
| #1676 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #5295 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #2417 | stuffed mink | 6 |
| #2077 | stuffed monocle | 11 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7828 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4393 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #4941 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5727 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1900 | stuffed teddy butler | 14 |
| #2232 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #1699 | stuffed treasure chest | 14 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #34 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2761 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #494 | useless powder | 232 |
| #189 | wine-soaked bone chips | 5 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #174 | wumpus hair | 11 |