| #639 | "DRINK ME" potion | 1 |
| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #614 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #564 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 9 |
| #50 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #85 | Ellsbury's journal | 1 |
| #886 | Goodfella contract | 3 |
| #1145 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #125 | Hodgman's journal #2: Entrepreneurythmics | 1 |
| #714 | Instant Karma | 5 |
| #451 | Jack-in-the-box | 13 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #262 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #482 | Red Rover BB gun | 5 |
| #716 | Safari Jack's moustache | 2 |
| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #613 | Travels with Jerry | 2 |
| #464 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #1568 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #378 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #548 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| #667 | bit of clingfilm | 6 |
| #198 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2995 | bottle of goofballs | 5 |
| #968 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #249 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #1565 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 3 |
| #31 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #37 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #516 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #909 | designer handbag | 2 |
| #2467 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #1607 | dollhive | 1 |
| #671 | duct tape | 42 |
| #588 | empty agua de vida bottle | 207 |
| #26 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #1641 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #341 | fancy opera glasses | 12 |
| #152 | festive sausage | 18 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #830 | garish pinky ring | 2 |
| #700 | giant designer sunglasses | 4 |
| #1206 | gloomy black mushroom | 2 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #3471 | grue egg | 4 |
| #3056 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #143 | holiday cheese log | 17 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #236 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #125 | machetito | 1 |
| #236 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #142 | memory of a C | 9 |
| #203 | memory of a G | 5 |
| #231 | memory of a T | 4 |
| #167 | memory of an A | 7 |
| #909 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #261 | oily golden mushroom | 2 |
| #1557 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #341 | peanut brittle shield | 9 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| #224 | pointy red hat | 1 |
| #924 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #246 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1833 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2124 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #238 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #2230 | spectre scepter | 7 |
| #70 | stinky cheese ball | 1 |
| #2301 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #5208 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 6 |
| #177 | stuffed Hodgman | 2 |
| #7826 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
| #2227 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #5256 | stuffed angry cow | 6 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4331 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #5653 | stuffed cocoabo | 5 |
| #1318 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 3 |
| #5809 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6350 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 4 |
| #5293 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #1867 | stuffed key | 10 |
| #1678 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #2420 | stuffed mink | 6 |
| #2083 | stuffed monocle | 11 |
| #142 | stuffed porpoise | 1 |
| #7031 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #4403 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #4953 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #1903 | stuffed teddy butler | 14 |
| #2237 | stuffed tin of caviar | 9 |
| #1699 | stuffed treasure chest | 14 |
| #5322 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #35 | sushi-rolling mat | 1 |
| #223 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| #40 | tempura air | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2571 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #82 | twitching trigger finger | 1 |
| #493 | useless powder | 232 |
| #190 | wine-soaked bone chips | 5 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #176 | wumpus hair | 11 |