| #558 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 8 |
| #658 | Ancient Saucehelm | 4 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #91 | BURT | 322 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #340 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 31 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #911 | Bling of the New Wave | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #2772 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1553 | CRIMBCO mug | 3 |
| #1031 | CRIMBCO scrip | 55 |
| #1644 | CRIMBCO wine | 2 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| 🥈 | Crimbomination Contraption | 2 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #809 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 3 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #736 | FDKOL commendation | 18 |
| #248 | Fudgie Roll | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #506 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 2 |
| #517 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 2 |
| #472 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #771 | Jack-in-the-box | 5 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| 🥇 | Lord Flameface's cloak | 1 |
| #349 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 73 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #1558 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #274 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 12 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 11 |
| #785 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 6 |
| #254 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 3 |
| #792 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 4 |
| #885 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 10 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #85 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 8 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #9 | UV monocular | 8 |
| #915 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #431 | asbestos apron | 1 |
| #727 | badass belt | 70 |
| #1218 | baggie of powdered sugar | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #240 | beer-scented teddy bear | 2 |
| #123 | bit of clingfilm | 28 |
| #568 | blue class ring | 3 |
| #4255 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #38 | bounty-hunting rifle | 1 |
| #19 | bubble-wrap simulator (one broken button) | 1 |
| #699 | bunny liver | 3 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #1267 | dense meat stack | 1 |
| #494 | duct tape | 70 |
| #81 | duct tape buckler | 1 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| 🥈 | eerily silent box | 1 |
| #1134 | filthy lucre | 19 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| #778 | forbidden sausage | 1 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #652 | green clay bead | 7 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #19 | honeycap | 1 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #169 | mysterious present | 1 |
| #207 | obsidian dagger | 64 |
| #680 | old sweatpants | 88 |
| #51 | orc paste | 1 |
| 🥉 | packet of pumpkin seeds | 1 |
| #413 | palm frond | 10 |
| #27 | phase-tuned shield generator belt | 1 |
| #2030 | phish stick | 1 |
| #586 | pink clay bead | 12 |
| #322 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #327 | plexiglass pikestaff | 1 |
| #28 | quantum disintegrator pistol | 1 |
| #493 | red class ring | 15 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #924 | ridiculous cocktail | 1 |
| #233 | smut orc keepsake box | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #446 | spectre scepter | 73 |
| #993 | stainless steel scarf | 3 |
| #1399 | stainless steel shillelagh | 3 |
| #932 | stainless steel skullcap | 4 |
| #842 | stainless steel slacks | 5 |
| #277 | stainless steel suspenders | 13 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1636 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 19 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #2220 | stuffed Meat | 9 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1584 | stuffed key | 17 |
| #1678 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1800 | stuffed mink | 16 |
| #1911 | stuffed monocle | 14 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8873 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1798 | stuffed teddy butler | 16 |
| #1795 | stuffed tin of caviar | 16 |
| #1438 | stuffed treasure chest | 22 |
| #8882 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #114 | turtle pheromones | 63 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1809 | useless powder | 2 |
| #346 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 28 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #545 | white class ring | 10 |
| #805 | white picket fence | 1 |
| #247 | worthless gewgaw | 26 |
| #241 | worthless knick-knack | 38 |
| #370 | worthless trinket | 9 |