| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #864 | BGE merchandise order form | 2 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #1678 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1252 | CRIMBCO scrip | 25 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #455 | Crimbuck | 2,225 |
| #4246 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #519 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 2 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #442 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 3 |
| #582 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 2 |
| #461 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 3 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 2 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #567 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 2 |
| #579 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 3 |
| #666 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 2 |
| #707 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 2 |
| #687 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 2 |
| #546 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 3 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #376 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #520 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #2609 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #172 | ballast turtle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #354 | black pension check | 8 |
| #21 | bone spurs | 3 |
| #24 | boneana hammock | 2 |
| #22 | bonedanna | 2 |
| #2230 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #142 | bottlecap turtle | 1 |
| #1626 | box of sunshine | 102 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #41 | brazen bracelet | 1 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #7 | chorizo brownies | 2,388 |
| #29 | crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #1235 | disassembled clover | 6 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
| #1454 | elven suicide capsule | 12 |
| #1902 | evil teddy bear | 3 |
| #1753 | fancy chocolate car | 3 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #903 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #768 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #421 | figurine of a wretched-looking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #449 | fricasseed brains | 1 |
| #196 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #176 | grinning turtle | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1074 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #8 | hippo tutu | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #292 | jawbruiser | 8 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #115 | lewd playing card | 20 |
| #169 | love song of disturbing obsession | 35 |
| #172 | love song of vague ambiguity | 31 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #158 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #974 | paperclip | 7 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #179 | sewer turtle | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #414 | sleeping wereturtle | 1 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #120 | soup turtle | 1 |
| #545 | stale baguette | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #1315 | teddy bear | 3 |
| #1375 | teddy borg | 3 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #110 | torquoise | 1 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #2307 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |