| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #967 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #1046 | BGE merchandise order form | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #330 | BRAINS shorts | 1 |
| #391 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 5 |
| #49 | BittyCar HotCar | 1 |
| #38 | BittyCar SoulCar | 1 |
| #442 | Blood Light | 5 |
| #343 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 5 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #264 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 3 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #245 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 3 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #359 | Crimbonium fuel rod | 1 |
| #472 | Crimbot schematic: Big Head | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Data Analyzer | 1 |
| #475 | Crimbot schematic: Heavy-Duty Legs | 1 |
| #460 | Crimbot schematic: Mega Vise | 1 |
| #363 | Crimbot schematic: Military Chassis | 1 |
| #459 | Crimbot schematic: Power Arm | 1 |
| 🥇 | Crimbot schematic: Ribbon Manipulator | 1 |
| #375 | Crimbot schematic: Rivet Shocker | 1 |
| #473 | Crimbot schematic: Rodent Gun | 1 |
| #367 | Crimbot schematic: Rollerfeet | 1 |
| #462 | Crimbot schematic: Security Chassis | 1 |
| #1038 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 4 |
| #223 | Ecto-Cooler | 5 |
| #1169 | FDKOL commendation | 1 |
| #519 | FDKOL hotcakes | 1 |
| #61 | FDKOL tattoo | 1 |
| #355 | Mesmereyes™ contact lenses | 1 |
| #298 | Nightstalker perfume | 5 |
| #367 | Silver Bullet beer | 5 |
| #285 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 11 |
| #261 | The Cooler Out of Space | 10 |
| #493 | The Joy of Wassailing | 6 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #851 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #125 | amber aviator shades | 1 |
| #655 | ammonite fossil | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #43 | banana supersucker | 25 |
| #696 | bananagate | 5 |
| #93 | bananarama bangle | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #735 | bath ball gift set | 6 |
| #617 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #502 | bite-me-red lipstick | 5 |
| #345 | blind-packed capsule toy | 10 |
| #76 | blue raspberry troll doll | 1 |
| #213 | bone aperitif | 2 |
| #944 | bone chips | 1 |
| #148 | bone meal | 3 |
| #76 | bone spurs | 1 |
| #61 | boneana hammock | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of fire | 1 |
| #1729 | bottle of goofballs | 13 |
| #214 | breaded beer | 3 |
| #89 | broken warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #150 | bubble-wrap simulator | 5 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #302 | candied bolts | 5 |
| #288 | candied nuts | 5 |
| #468 | candy kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #287 | chainsaw chain | 1 |
| #143 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 15 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #314 | cursed scrunchie | 1 |
| #313 | cylindrical mold | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #465 | drop of water-37 | 1 |
| #242 | drum of pomade | 5 |
| #401 | electrical thingamabob | 5 |
| #289 | extra-see-thru nightie | 1 |
| #313 | extremely skinny jeans | 1 |
| #1536 | fancy chocolate car | 6 |
| #220 | flask of mining oil | 5 |
| #280 | flask of tainted mining oil | 5 |
| #142 | fluid of fudge-finding | 1 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #249 | fossilized bat skull | 2 |
| #227 | fossilized demon skull | 2 |
| #385 | fossilized limb | 20 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #240 | fossilized spike | 18 |
| #328 | fossilized spine | 5 |
| #504 | fossilized torso | 6 |
| #386 | fossilized wing | 7 |
| #280 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
| #217 | fudgesicle | 1 |
| #322 | funhouse mirror | 1 |
| #128 | gamma nog | 5 |
| #144 | ghost protocol | 5 |
| #422 | ghostly body paint | 5 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #436 | gingerbread robot | 3 |
| #881 | green gummi ingot | 5 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #170 | gummi trilobite | 1 |
| #224 | hideous egg | 15 |
| #284 | high-energy mining laser | 1 |
| #152 | hot daub | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1862 | jawbruiser | 1 |
| #651 | kumquartz | 5 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #55 | kumquat supersucker | 25 |
| #421 | licorice garrote | 5 |
| #46 | lime supersucker | 25 |
| #162 | live wire | 5 |
| #71 | lollipop cufflinks | 1 |
| #145 | marshmallow flambé | 4 |
| #579 | mime soul fragment | 1 |
| #49 | mirrored aviator shades | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #346 | molten brick | 10 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #780 | mummy costume | 5 |
| #454 | necrotizing body spray | 5 |
| #118 | neutron lollipop | 5 |
| #364 | night-vision goggles | 5 |
| #418 | nugget of Crimbonium | 1 |
| #491 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #644 | pair of bolt cutters | 5 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #414 | passable elf mask | 10 |
| #38 | pear supersucker | 25 |
| #647 | pearidot | 5 |
| #399 | peppermint tailings | 5 |
| #248 | petit 4.1 | 4 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #341 | plastic ingot | 5 |
| #611 | pocketwatch on a chain | 5 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #44 | pottery club | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #41 | pottery shield | 1 |
| #42 | pottery training pants | 1 |
| #63 | pottery yo-yo | 1 |
| #468 | press-on ribs | 5 |
| #843 | pumpkinhead mask | 5 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #301 | radiation-resistant helmet | 1 |
| #878 | red gummi ingot | 5 |
| #72 | ridiculous earring | 1 |
| #136 | ridiculous sandwich | 11 |
| 🥇 | rxr shield | 1 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #299 | servo-assisted exo-pants | 1 |
| #228 | silver shotgun shell | 1 |
| #434 | sleeping stocking | 6 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #436 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #493 | smoking grass | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #245 | sorority brain | 5 |
| #100 | soy cordial | 5 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #670 | spooky bark | 10 |
| #413 | spooky sap | 20 |
| #251 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 5 |
| #394 | squirming egg sac | 25 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #38 | strawberry supersucker | 25 |
| #656 | strawberyl | 5 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #800 | sucker scaffold | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #112 | sweet ninja sword | 20 |
| #205 | throwing bone | 5 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #130 | tiny ninja sword | 9 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #226 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 2 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #214 | tiny plastic MechaElf | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #660 | tourmalime | 5 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #631 | towel | 13 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #602 | trilobite fossil | 5 |
| #481 | unearthed potsherd | 1 |
| #565 | volcanic ash | 1 |
| #496 | wad of cotton | 5 |
| #189 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #186 | warbear auto-anvil | 1 |
| #479 | warbear battery | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #293 | warbear breakfast machine assembler | 1 |
| #188 | warbear chemistry lab | 1 |
| #308 | warbear drone assembler | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #200 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #196 | warbear exhaust manifold | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #190 | warbear feasting mead | 1 |
| #211 | warbear foil hat | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #384 | warbear gyrocopter | 1 |
| #193 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #341 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #180 | warbear jackhammer drill press | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #120 | warbear officer requisition box | 5 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #254 | warbear requisition box | 10 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #298 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #614 | warbear whosit | 5 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |
| #421 | whisker pencil | 5 |
| #811 | wolfman mask | 5 |
| #882 | yellow gummi ingot | 5 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |