| #442 | 4-dimensional guitar | 1 |
| #130 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #2096 | Angry Farmer candy | 1 |
| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #424 | Boris's key lime pie | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #690 | FDKOL commendation | 30 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1203 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #614 | Jack-in-the-box | 8 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #162 | Knob pasty | 3 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #597 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 1 |
| #526 | Newbiesport™ tent | 1 |
| #506 | Swabbie™ swab | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1632 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 2 |
| #81 | Woldo trading card | 2 |
| #278 | a butt tuba | 2 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #637 | ancient frozen dinner | 1 |
| #671 | ancient protein powder | 1 |
| #455 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #84 | bad-ass club | 2 |
| #7429 | badass belt | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #5026 | bottle of goofballs | 1 |
| #230 | box turtle | 1 |
| #77 | boxcar turtle | 1 |
| #678 | brown sugar cane | 1 |
| #1272 | buckyball | 2 |
| #1095 | bum cheek | 1 |
| #628 | burst hellseal brain | 4 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #1280 | candied yams | 6 |
| #856 | candy brain | 1 |
| #2438 | candy cane | 8 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1466 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #3108 | candy stake | 2 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #115 | chain-mail monokini | 1 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #722 | clown skin | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #568 | corncob pipe | 1 |
| #950 | crazy little Turkish delight | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #1152 | designer handbag | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #292 | disembodied smile | 1 |
| #1640 | doll house | 1 |
| #126 | dueling turtle | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1339 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #28 | expired bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #84 | expired can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #261 | facehugging alien | 1 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #282 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #825 | frilly skirt | 1 |
| #221 | frost-rimed seal hide | 1 |
| #195 | furry green turtle | 1 |
| #172 | fustulent seal grulch | 1 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #321 | gin-soaked blotter paper | 1 |
| #984 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #5202 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #225 | hedgeturtle | 1 |
| #1507 | helmet turtle | 4 |
| #745 | herringcello | 24 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #256 | infernal fife | 3 |
| #74 | infernal toilet brush | 1 |
| #150 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #1193 | jabañero-flavored chewing gum | 1 |
| #202 | leaf of grass | 1 |
| #435 | leftovers of indeterminate origin | 3 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #1435 | loaded serum blowgun | 2 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1322 | marzipan skull | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
| #2043 | nanite-infested candy cane | 4 |
| #1042 | nanite-infested eggnog | 5 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #182 | not-a-pipe | 2 |
| #3383 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #2220 | old sweatpants | 1 |
| #160 | painted turtle | 1 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #1536 | passable elf mask | 2 |
| #1811 | penguin focaccia bread | 1 |
| #898 | petrified wood | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #465 | plastic guitar | 1 |
| #1087 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1101 | pumpkinhead mask | 1 |
| #403 | ribbon candy | 1 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #94 | samurai turtle | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #167 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #201 | skeletortoise | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3789 | spectre scepter | 1 |
| 🥈 | speed limit shield | 1 |
| #63 | spiky turtle shield | 1 |
| #937 | spooky sap | 1 |
| #684 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #330 | string of Crimbo lights | 2 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #5772 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1873 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7822 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #6293 | stuffed mind flayer | 4 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #7840 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6332 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 4 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3136 | stuffed teddy butler | 1 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2704 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #167 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #341 | terrible poem | 1 |
| #220 | third-hand nunchaku | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #2299 | tofurkey gravy | 2 |
| #601 | torn hellseal sinew | 3 |
| #111 | torquoise | 1 |
| #2209 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #673 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #289 | turtlemail bits | 1 |
| #1027 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |