hacker_human

RankItemQuantity
#128'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign14
#103A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 12
#130A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 22
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 32
#87A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 42
#132A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 52
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 62
#399Angry Farmer candy250
#431Asleep in the Cemetery4
#27Ax of L'rose1
#388Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook3
#502Blizzards I Have Died In2
#350Crimbo wreath2
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#691Crimbuck1,337
#2384Elder Turtle Shell1
#347Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration2
#837Kissin' Cousins1
#238Let Me Be!6
#848Maxing, Relaxing1
#244Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler17
#248Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub283
#64Mr. Joe's bangles18
#1599Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster2
#658Sensual Massage for Creeps2
#437Summer Nights3
#419Travels with Jerry3
🥈Underworld acorn1
#201Warm Subject gift certificate827
#650Zu Mannkäse Dienen2
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
#402awful poetry journal284
#60ballast turtle16
#72bark beret1
#70bark boxers1
#91bark bracelet1
#491battered Crimbo Crate21
#29bottlecap turtle20
#570bowl of fishysoisse1
#7456box of sunshine1
#28box turtle30
#77boxcar turtle1
#63candy kneecapping stick23
#69candy knuckles22
#802cement sandals1
#364chaos butterfly603
#527chintzy turtle brooch1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#623colorful plastic ball2
#529comfy coffin2
#284concentrated garbage juice3
#64corncob pipe19
#83cup of infinite pencils15
#323deadly lampshade3
#415disturbing fanfic316
#20dueling turtle23
#990dusty Crimbo crate6
#86elven cellocello89
#104elven suicide capsule74
#1480enchanted leopard-print barbell2
#67fancy chocolate car39
#634filth-encrusted futon1
#156frayed rope belt9
#295furry fur386
#22furry green turtle24
#240giant needle276
#307gingerbread house2
#178grinning turtle1
#277heavy D354
#1691helmet turtle2
#695herringcello25
#1286hobo nickel1
#1862jawbruiser1
#29knobby helmet turtle25
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#288lewd playing card9
#72licorice garrote21
#836live wire1
#81lucky bottlecap16
#830mummy costume4
#219night-vision goggles7
#275original G378
#20padded tortoise17
#44painted turtle12
#86pair of bolt cutters18
#104panhandle panhandling hat14
#894passable elf mask6
#1339penguin focaccia bread13
#572petrified wood13
#168pile of loose snow1
#367plastic Crimbo reindeer2
#283plot hole614
#279pocketwatch on a chain9
#158poison pen8
#256probability potion304
#279procrastination potion272
#786pumpkinhead mask6
#182rave whistle35
#43rusty piece of rebar11
#18samurai turtle30
#1705sandwich of the gods2
#25sewer turtle21
#26skeletortoise18
#422sleeping wereturtle1
🥉snow belly1
#10snow hat1
🥉snow pants1
#22soup turtle14
#60spiky turtle helmet1
#63spiky turtle shield1
#60spiky turtle shoulderpads1
#869spooky bark4
#387spooky bindle2
#663spooky sap11
#271stained mattress4
#330string of Crimbo lights2
#2406stuffed Cheshire bitten20
#2632stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech18
#3994stuffed angry cow10
#3339stuffed astral badger13
#5284stuffed baby gravy fairy6
#243stuffed can of asparagus50
#2713stuffed cocoabo17
#401stuffed dodecapede10
#3427stuffed flaming gravy fairy13
#2042stuffed frozen gravy fairy25
#3075stuffed hand turkey15
#3038stuffed mind flayer15
#471stuffed ninja snowman10
#2943stuffed scary death orb16
#4600stuffed sleazy gravy fairy8
#2833stuffed snowy owl16
#3066stuffed spooky gravy fairy15
#4008stuffed stinky gravy fairy10
#3057stuffed undead elbow macaroni15
#553stuffed yo-yo1
#10sturdy Crimbo crate1,187
#168syncopated turtle1
#323thin black candle686
#111throwing wrench20
#365tiny plastic 11 Dealer2
#329tiny plastic Crimbo Casino2
#290tiny plastic Crimbomination2
#344tiny plastic Don Crimbo2
#334tiny plastic stocking mimic2
#4481tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#16torquoise23
#21tortoboggan17
#1791turtle totem1
#261wolf mask122
#433wolfman mask14

Wow, that's 9,816 items total!

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