| #23 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #246 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #12 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #9 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #10 | A. W. O. L. commendation | 280 |
| #27 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1012 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #152 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 32 |
| #420 | Crimbuck | 2,409 |
| #20 | Ellsbury's journal | 3 |
| #17 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #213 | FDKOL commendation | 2,956 |
| #4 | Field Guide to Skeletal Anatomy (shredded) | 2 |
| 🥉 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians (used) | 1 |
| #23 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #79 | Jack-in-the-box | 57 |
| #89 | Mer-kin darkbook | 1 |
| #36 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 38 |
| #71 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #22 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #49 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #59 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #195 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 17 |
| #73 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 7 |
| #427 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 3 |
| #377 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 6 |
| #190 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 5 |
| #18 | Thwaitgold bug statuette | 22 |
| #659 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 2 |
| #37 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 12 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 10 |
| #27 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 10 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 47 |
| #649 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #307 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 8 |
| #261 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 13 |
| #23 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 14 |
| #50 | Thwaitgold metabug statuette | 6 |
| #127 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 3 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #91 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 24 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold scorpion statuette | 15 |
| #36 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 26 |
| #29 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 35 |
| #266 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 42 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #231 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 5 |
| #23 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #25 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #118 | anniversary gift box | 10 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #156 | can of V-11 | 3 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #93 | designer handbag | 24 |
| #17 | empty agua de vida bottle | 3,919 |
| #62 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 22 |
| #85 | fistful of ashes | 61 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #6 | gilded BRICKO chalice | 1 |
| #30 | handful of confetti | 469 |
| #490 | hideous egg | 3 |
| #286 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 6 |
| #489 | magical pony: Pearjack | 2 |
| #290 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 6 |
| #492 | magical pony: Shutterfly | 2 |
| #507 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #610 | magical pony: Uniquity | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #23 | sandwich of the gods | 50 |
| #68 | skull capacitor | 1 |
| #939 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 1 |
| #958 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #931 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 1 |
| #932 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #930 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #935 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #947 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #565 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #942 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 1 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 1 |
| #593 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 1 |
| #586 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #953 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 1 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 1 |
| #554 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #569 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 1 |
| #550 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 1 |
| #951 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 1 |
| #581 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #552 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 1 |
| #567 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1419 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #1156 | tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type | 1 |
| #1161 | tiny plastic Beebee King | 1 |
| #1328 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #1157 | tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic Father McGruber | 1 |
| #1358 | tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist | 1 |
| #1318 | tiny plastic Norville Rogers | 1 |
| #1140 | tiny plastic Queen Bee | 1 |
| #1343 | tiny plastic Scott the Miner | 1 |
| #1121 | tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer | 1 |
| #1376 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #1360 | tiny plastic batbugbear | 1 |
| #1363 | tiny plastic bee swarm | 1 |
| #1368 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #1354 | tiny plastic black ops bugbear | 1 |
| #1329 | tiny plastic blazing bat | 1 |
| #1344 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic buzzerker | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #1130 | tiny plastic fire servant | 1 |
| #1341 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #1346 | tiny plastic moneybee | 1 |
| #1338 | tiny plastic mumblebee | 1 |
| #1138 | tiny plastic peacannon | 1 |
| #1127 | tiny plastic spiderbugbear | 1 |
| #1119 | tiny plastic the Free Man | 1 |