| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #231 | Arrrmetia trading card | 1 |
| #325 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 3 |
| #1448 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #634 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #476 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 2 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #211 | CRIMBCO mug | 74 |
| #929 | CRIMBCO wine | 7 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #369 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 7 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2551 | Crimbuck | 10 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #2662 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 1 |
| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #773 | Imp Ale | 116 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #225 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #589 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #808 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #772 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #563 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #774 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #893 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #897 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #863 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1049 | Schrödinger's thermos | 1 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #383 | Tales of the Word Realms | 1 |
| #681 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #622 | antique bottle opener | 1 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #172 | bacon bath ball | 6 |
| #967 | baggie of powdered sugar | 5 |
| #602 | bath ball gift set | 8 |
| #463 | battered Crimbo Crate | 23 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #63 | bonedanna | 1 |
| #770 | bottle of Blank-Out | 3 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #3783 | box of sunshine | 16 |
| #97 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 2 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #279 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #1977 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 3 |
| #1965 | candied yams | 3 |
| #2563 | candy cane | 7 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #342 | candy knuckles | 6 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #30 | cane-mail shirt | 1 |
| #286 | chocolate bath ball | 3 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #223 | crusty hula hoop | 1 |
| #85 | dead lights pie | 2 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #390 | dusty Crimbo crate | 29 |
| #1908 | elven cellocello | 5 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1391 | elven suicide capsule | 13 |
| #311 | fancy chocolate car | 10 |
| #294 | fat bottom quark | 1 |
| #337 | festive sausage | 7 |
| #85 | flyest of shirts | 1 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #331 | fossilized bat skull | 1 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #370 | fossilized limb | 22 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #282 | fossilized spike | 15 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #450 | fossilized torso | 8 |
| #279 | fossilized wing | 13 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #100 | ginormous pumpkin | 3 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #171 | gummi ammonite | 1 |
| #165 | gummi belemnite | 1 |
| #104 | gummi trilobite | 2 |
| #3050 | handful of confetti | 7 |
| #1740 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #1295 | herringcello | 14 |
| #303 | holiday cheese log | 6 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #200 | hot stuffing | 1 |
| #178 | huge pumpkin | 1 |
| #237 | incense bath ball | 4 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #249 | kumquat supersucker | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #912 | motivational poster | 3 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #484 | pack of pogs | 37 |
| #983 | pair of bolt cutters | 3 |
| #923 | paperclip | 9 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #206 | pear supersucker | 1 |
| #1445 | penguin focaccia bread | 11 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #196 | plastic cup of beer | 11 |
| #307 | pog #01 (spider) | 3 |
| #371 | pog #02 (Knob goblin) | 2 |
| #479 | pog #03 (warwelf) | 1 |
| #306 | pog #04 (skleleton) | 3 |
| #502 | pog #05 (ninja snowman) | 1 |
| #260 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 4 |
| #208 | pog #08 (hellion) | 5 |
| #266 | pog #09 (pirate) | 4 |
| #328 | pog #10 (hobo) | 3 |
| #377 | pog #11 (Naughty Sorceress) | 2 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #51 | pottery hat | 1 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #174 | red wagon | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3655 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3646 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #327 | slow jam collection | 13 |
| #190 | space jam | 2 |
| #325 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #250 | spangly mariachi pants | 1 |
| #255 | spangly sombrero | 1 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #224 | strawberry supersucker | 1 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7868 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #7872 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2983 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #7866 | stuffed hand turkey | 2 |
| #1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #3052 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #1208 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 6 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #184 | tiny fly glasses | 1 |
| #98 | tiny goth giant | 1 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 2 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 2 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #192 | toe jam | 2 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #189 | traffic jam | 2 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #217 | wad of slimy rags | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |